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I'm wondering if there will be a new edition of Dictator Style?

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If he liked Spike TV so much, he should have seen this coming. I mean, they have that show called <i>1000 Ways To Die,</i> where #648 is actually having an elite Navy Seal commando force burst into your home and shoot you in the eye.

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6'4" Burka blow up doll in the basement.

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W gets credit for all the legal stuff (including torture, it would seem.) Obama, being a black dude, naturally made a crime out of W's brilliant scheme.

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I just feel falafel!

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No. It wasn't . He was an enemy combatant, and an unprivileged one at that. He was not attempting to surrender or otherwise <i>hors de combat</i>. Under the laws of war, he was an absolutely legal target. Don't make the mistake of applying normal law in a combat situation; it does not apply, only the law of war does.

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His DVD collection included all the movies from "The Pink Panther" franchise. OBL was a huge Peter Sellers fan!

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He would go around saying "Does your dog bite?" in his silliest French accent. That would always crack everyone up at Al Qaeda conferences.

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And he had a huge box of those bacon strip car deodorizers to hand out as gags.

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Being a female impersonator is no challenge if you get to wear a burka.

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New listing in the Abbottabad Real Estate section.

"Fixer-upper for sale. Priced to move. Reason for selling: House and previous owner both underwater."

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They're making a big deal about all the hard drives and computer files they found. Let me just say, if I was stuck inside a house for years with no prospect of leaving, my hard drives would be filled with "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over. Or filled with porn. Probably porn.

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Hard drive backup disks were actually seasons 1 through 4 of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

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