The past few days, the media have engorged themselves on a litany of little details about Osama bin Laden's living conditions at the time of his death.
If he liked Spike TV so much, he should have seen this coming. I mean, they have that show called <i>1000 Ways To Die,</i> where #648 is actually having an elite Navy Seal commando force burst into your home and shoot you in the eye.
W gets credit for all the legal stuff (including torture, it would seem.) Obama, being a black dude, naturally made a crime out of W&#039;s brilliant scheme.
No. It wasn&#039;t . He was an enemy combatant, and an unprivileged one at that. He was not attempting to surrender or otherwise <i>hors de combat</i>. Under the laws of war, he was an absolutely legal target. Don&#039;t make the mistake of applying normal law in a combat situation; it does not apply, only the law of war does.
He would go around saying &quot;Does your dog bite?&quot; in his silliest French accent. That would always crack everyone up at Al Qaeda conferences.
They&#039;re making a big deal about all the hard drives and computer files they found. Let me just say, if I was stuck inside a house for years with no prospect of leaving, my hard drives would be filled with &quot;All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy&quot; over and over. Or filled with porn. Probably porn.
I&#039;m wondering if there will be a new edition of Dictator Style?
If he liked Spike TV so much, he should have seen this coming. I mean, they have that show called <i>1000 Ways To Die,</i> where #648 is actually having an elite Navy Seal commando force burst into your home and shoot you in the eye.
6&#039;4&quot; Burka blow up doll in the basement.
W gets credit for all the legal stuff (including torture, it would seem.) Obama, being a black dude, naturally made a crime out of W&#039;s brilliant scheme.
So that&#039;s why he was surrounded by women.
I just feel falafel!
No. It wasn&#039;t . He was an enemy combatant, and an unprivileged one at that. He was not attempting to surrender or otherwise <i>hors de combat</i>. Under the laws of war, he was an absolutely legal target. Don&#039;t make the mistake of applying normal law in a combat situation; it does not apply, only the law of war does.
His DVD collection included all the movies from &quot;The Pink Panther&quot; franchise. OBL was a huge Peter Sellers fan!
He would go around saying &quot;Does your dog bite?&quot; in his silliest French accent. That would always crack everyone up at Al Qaeda conferences.
And he had a huge box of those bacon strip car deodorizers to hand out as gags.
Being a female impersonator is no challenge if you get to wear a burka.
New listing in the Abbottabad Real Estate section.
&quot;Fixer-upper for sale. Priced to move. Reason for selling: House and previous owner both underwater.&quot;
They&#039;re making a big deal about all the hard drives and computer files they found. Let me just say, if I was stuck inside a house for years with no prospect of leaving, my hard drives would be filled with &quot;All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy&quot; over and over. Or filled with porn. Probably porn.
Hard drive backup disks were actually seasons 1 through 4 of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.