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BarackMyWorld's avatar

OT: <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/romney-flyingcars-huffpost.png" target="_blank">The Huffington Post's headline</a> earlier today about <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/05\/04\/mitt-romney-on-april-job-numbers_n_1477492.html" target="_blank">Romney's response</a> to April's unemployment numbers was pretty good.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"And with voters who admit they don’t actually know what the amendment does, 26% of the electorate, it leads by a 64-28 margin. "

I'm beginning to understand how the GOP does it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"There continues to be a massive generational gap with seniors (60/36) strongly in support of the amendment and young voters (33/59) strongly opposed."

So, yeah. We may just have to wait for the ignorant old fuckwads to die off.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't forget Idiotcracy

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

West Wing?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

That's adorable. How do you decide who's going to be the designated driver?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

A proposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.

I mean, a proposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with, so let's make out.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, if he was a Calvinist, he didn't really have any choice, did he?

BTW, one of the lesser benefits to me of your participation in teh Wonkette (the major ones include your extraordinarily broad range of knowledge and crystalline logic) is that you have introduced all of us to <i>sacre</i>s.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Still better than South Carolina.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What do expect from the state where Forest Gump talks too fast for 76% of the population?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Since North Carolina's state constitution <em>already</em> defines marriage as between a man and a woman, and since North Carolina state law <em>already</em> bans same-sex marriage, the "fuck you you can't have any rights at all" amendment appears to be a gilded invitation for Anthony Kennedy to go all <em>Romer v Evans</em> on their asses.

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chascates's avatar

They're more concerned that they can still marry close family members.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

All of Solomon's wives, Katie

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

I'd like a list of volunteers to place giant Mr. Yuck stickers on all the <em>Welcome to North Carolina</em> signs.

It only seems fair to the rest of the planet.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Another great opportunity for a favorite of mine...

Josh: 68 percent think we're giving too much in foreign aid and 59 percent think it should be cut. Will: You like that stat. Josh: I do. Will: Why? Josh: Because 9 percent think it's too high and shouldn't be cut!! Nine percent of the respondents couldn't fully get their arms around the question.

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