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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm sorry, but in what godforsaken corner of America do "independents" actually think Palin would be a better choice than Obama? I very much hope that this is a seriously fucked-up survey.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Happy Bday from everyone down here! We're all big fans of wicked humor -- and the best of it comes from non-wicked people. (Trust me, we're connoisseurs.)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's my job. :-)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

For Barb's b-day: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That sounds kinda naughty.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I can tell you have done this before.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The only people who are never wrong, in the eyes of the press, are Republican/tea bagger voters.

What's really high-sterical is that Obama is measured against a perfect score, while the Republicans are measured against a standard of "not a total gibbering psychotic at this particular moment."

Rick Perry is just the cutest little sex pot of a political thinker ever because he drops his "gs" and only shot a coyote and not a little kid on his last jog.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

America: I came for the freedom..but I stayed for the multiple personality disorder.

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MissusBarry's avatar

People with landlines. Not be say all people with landlines are incapable of critical thinking. Still, I think it may be telling these days.

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schmannity's avatar

Santorum should change his name to Albert Republican and use his initial instead of first name on the ballot.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Well,I happen to think Palin is a fabulously capable politician and a truly warm and gifted human being.

HAHA. PSYCH!

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fuflans's avatar

well i know i would still take obama home at night.

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fuflans's avatar

actually, i think it's them.

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