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Capt.Jim's avatar

Cool New Pope is causing a hostile working environment with titties exposed in a place where they are used to seeing little dicks

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If you read Chuck’s tweet in a Neanderthal kind of voice it starts to make sense.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Keep blazing new paths, Pope Frank! By the way, I Googled the phrase "Vatican sideboob", in quotes, and got "No results found for Vatican sideboob". Until now, at least.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Breasts in the Sistine Chapel? Is the New Pope crazy? The chapel has always been a place where the penis is prominently displayed and any breasts only appear on the bodies of muscular body builders. This is what God and Michelangelo intended and should not be put asunder. This guy might be fallible after all.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i> . . . he changed it to use the Italian term “allattateli”, which means “breastfeed them,”</i>

Or in the French: a la titte.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so disappointed, not even any anime sideboob

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

What's the over/under on Bob McDonnell running for office again after he serves what is likely to be less than 7-8 months of his sentence?

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marxalot's avatar

I love Slavenka- the hilarious and harrowing tale of the vacuum cleaner in <i>Cafe Europa</i> actually showed up in my thesis.

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marxalot's avatar

Now, comrades, this is the place where we make a "seizing the means of reproduction" joke. Commie Humor 201!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

When do they spark up the big cross?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The Revolution Will Be Fapped.

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