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Actual Coulter comment. Richard Dawkins, in "The God Delusion", quotes her post 9/11 comment that the U.S. should invade Muslim countries, kill their leaders, and force convert the populace to Christianity. Dawkins at first thought the quote was made up by The Onion.

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Remember when Reptards lurved the pope for being all pro-life? Now new-pope is being pro-unselfish-life and they're turning their backs on him faster than police at a funeral.

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"an environmental movement whose worldview, theology, and ethics are overwhelmingly anti-Christian . . . and whose religious teachings undermine the fundamental Christian doctrines..."

Who knew the environmentalists had a theology?

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Can somebody please photoshop New Pope's face over Kaczynski's?

Because that image woud go viral so fast, the Internet itself would be dizzy.

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An example of Christian stewardship of the earth: <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Berkeley_Pit" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkeley_Pit">https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

<blockquote>In 1995, a flock of migrating snow geese landed in the Berkeley Pit water and died. A total of 342 carcasses were recovered. ARCO, the custodian of the pit, denied that the toxic water caused the death of the geese, attributing the deaths to an acute aspergillosis infection that may have been caused by a grain fungus, as substantiated by Colorado State University necropsy findings. These findings were disputed by the State of Montana on the basis of its own lab tests. Necropsies showed their insides were lined with burns and festering sores from exposure to high concentrations of copper, cadmium, and arsenic.</blockquote>

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The Vatican has a really nice private garden for the pope. Maybe he takes care of that.

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My biggest regret from this story is being unable to use the phrase "shut yer Popehole."

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He also wrote a paper asserting that three-eyed bass are a natural evolutionary development, as doG directed.

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...scientist are "dumb"? This coming from an organization that:

-thought the world was flat -thought the earth was the center of the universe -believed ritual blood letting could cure disease -still believes in excorcisms and demonic possession -thinks the earth is 10,000 years old

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How long until Exxon starts "tithing"?

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Ahem! We prefer to call it the Chartreuse Horse.

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Unfortunately, the large percentage of the GOP that is Protestant will not be receiving this message.

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I thought it went "Is the Pope Polish?"

Maybe I haven't been following the nooze.

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Over/under on how long before the RWNJs start asking if Obama is a secret Catholic?

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"The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. ... God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet — it's yours." --Ann Coulter

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And this so-called "Periodic Table of the Elements"....gimme a break! Everybody knows that there are only four, that fire is a release of phlogiston, and that light is transmitted through the aether. It's just science.

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