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can we just make a deal with all of these morons that says "you can recount every single ballot in america, you can call every voter to make sure that their ballot was legit, you can look at every dominion voting machine or whatever crazy shit you want to do as long as you pay for it and not the taxpayers. if you find enough fraudulent votes to even change the results of one state, trump can stay president. BUT if you don't find all those fraudulent ballots you claim and it turns out that biden just got more votes than trump, every republican in congress will be required to wear a tinfoil dunce cap for the next 4 years and nancy pelosi gets to refer to you as senator or congressman dumbass from now on. is it a deal?

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So, it's treason, then.

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Rather good, that.

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BREAKING: Air is suing Looey Gummert for false imprisonment

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I’m thinking easier collecting might be accomplished by focusing on Dump’s other (original) assho- can’t somebody retain one of his cast -off manbabby diapers for DNA testing?

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Needs moar iron maidening

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Steal this book- then for dog’s sake don’t read it use it for TP or to line your birdcage because reading it will make you insane.

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The enemy of my enemy’s enemy is...not my friend?

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They are already trying for the hook up

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I read once about a suspect in a case was identified from a cigarette butt he threw down in a parking lot.I would assume garbage in a residence would require a warrant, but once it's in a can, on the curbside, which is a government-owned right-of-way?

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"Fartknocker: The Making of a Lunatic."

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Which quote?

It's not the votes that count, but the people who count the votes?How many divisions does the pope have?Don't be silly, Leon, I'd never harm you or your family?

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Didn't Air Supply have a song: I'm all out of fucks?

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When they start bombing/shooting people, not so much fun.And I'm afraid that's going to happen. More than once.Hell, many ordinary Germans offed themselves because they couldn't conceive of living in a world without der fuhrer. And I'm talking people who were not fanatical Nazis.

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Schaudenfraunde?

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Maybe Robert didn't kick God's take up to him and he retaliated by making Trump be a big losing loser who lost.

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