If you find fighting off the Devil too difficult, or if you've just plain given in and joined His Satanic Majesty, which is pretty likely, since you're reading Wonkette, then televangelist Kyle Winkler (no relation to the Fonz, we're pretty sure, and almost definitely not the
Good Christians are always afraid, period. If they're not afraid of Satan, they're supposed to live "in fear of The Lord."
Wait 'till he gets a load of my "Sin City" app. You type in whatever mumbo-jumbo is being thrown at you by some creationist or Mormon huckster, and it gives you devilishly correct facts. Mwa-haha!
This kind of thing is the very reason why I constantly sin at Wonket. (Thou shalt not steal thy employer's time)
I bet.
Good Christians are always afraid, period. If they're not afraid of Satan, they're supposed to live "in fear of The Lord."
iBeast.
Wait 'till he gets a load of my "Sin City" app. You type in whatever mumbo-jumbo is being thrown at you by some creationist or Mormon huckster, and it gives you devilishly correct facts. Mwa-haha!
That's going to be news to Republicans.
T-Mobile, right?
Probably something involing Ominous Latin Chanting.
Oh goody...e-tracts. Well at least they can't stick them under my windshield wipers.
Wait, it&#039;s <em>free</em>?
Clearly Kyle Winkler missed the whole &quot;fleecing the rubes&quot; section of his seminar on religious scamming.
If I&#039;m feeling tempted I just wait for Jesus to pinch me. When he doesn&#039;t I assume I&#039;m good to go.
People tell me &quot;Shut up devil&quot; all the time without using an app.