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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This kind of thing is the very reason why I constantly sin at Wonket. (Thou shalt not steal thy employer's time)

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bobbert's avatar

I bet.

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The Quirk's avatar

Good Christians are always afraid, period. If they're not afraid of Satan, they're supposed to live "in fear of The Lord."

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The Quirk's avatar

iBeast.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Wait 'till he gets a load of my "Sin City" app. You type in whatever mumbo-jumbo is being thrown at you by some creationist or Mormon huckster, and it gives you devilishly correct facts. Mwa-haha!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Probably something involing Ominous Latin Chanting.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Oh goody...e-tracts. Well at least they can't stick them under my windshield wipers.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Wait, it's <em>free</em>?

Clearly Kyle Winkler missed the whole "fleecing the rubes" section of his seminar on religious scamming.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

If I'm feeling tempted I just wait for Jesus to pinch me. When he doesn't I assume I'm good to go.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

People tell me "Shut up devil" all the time without using an app.

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