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BECKY's avatar

Eric Schmitt: I may not be right but I wasn't wrong. or something. These might be those alternative facts KellyAnn talked about.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Schmitt did deliver this zinger via Xitter, just after the hearing:

“Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?”

https://x.com/Eric_Schmitt/status/2105068701808796103

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Why do I keep thinking of Amy Klobuchar wearing Jedi robes, waving her hand in front of GOP stormtroopers and saying "This is not the 'gotcha' you are looking for."?

And why does that one stormtrooper named Eric keep stepping on his own dick anyway?

AJ Milne's avatar

I realise it’s kinda an ancillary issue—I mean the guy’s carrying water for a fascist junta, trying to tarnish and bring legal pain against one of those investigated their criminality—and this alone should really be enough to hang his lying criminal ass…

… but I figure in the politics of quite a few nations—the US prominent among these—it’s a particularly costly error to be this wrong about a sporting event.

eppe's avatar

FanDuels, etc love it when the suckers are wrong about sporting events. Have you got a problem with capitalism?

desimomo's avatar

Ha ha they only checked NBA and men's college game schedules for that night ha ha

eppe's avatar
8mEdited

They did their (cl)own research.

eppe's avatar
11mEdited

Schmidt's intern spent a lot of time making that poster. Now everybody's laughing at it

Antifa Commander's avatar

Her career goal of being the next Natalie Hope is now RUINED! RUINED! Oh boo-hoo hoo!

William Donnell's avatar

You hate to see it.

eppe's avatar

It was probably his oldest sister's deadbeat son from her first marriage who really needed a job.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Self-righteous, angry, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Oy!'s avatar

Is Eric Schmidt in the Trump-Epstein Files?

Did he keep his underwear on (known in legal circles as the 'Dershowitz Exception')?

Cincinnatus's avatar

World's Greatest Deliberative Body everyone! Tell your friends---they'll be here until January 3, and maybe a continuing engagement!

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

When confronted with his mistakes Eric refuses to apologize and even doubles down. Classic donnie moves there.

Axios has it wrong as far as the GOP nom is concerned. It's Eric or prez and JD is the wingman again.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

The lesson here kids is that the Republican Party has internalized trump’s corruption so deeply that they just assume that literally everyone is as stupid and corrupt as they are.

StarJamma's avatar

I'm starting to think that the lead poisoning in Missouri is actually worse than we realized.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

People have been trying to leave for 175 years.

I read this story about a boy and a black man who jumped on a raft and went down the river just to get out of Missouri in the 1850s.

HoldOnOldChap's avatar

Most normal people would be: Oh whoops, that was embarrassing, let's move on.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Most normal people would have backed up their allegation with, you know, facts.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Donnie is definitely on his last legs here.

Among life's mysteries is the fact that, within any organization, there is ALWAYS an apex paragon of stupidity and laziness who is either fired or dies or retires or leaves and the role of "Lazy & Stupid" is vacant. But that vacuum is quickly filled by another who steps right in and takes up the crown and wears it proudly. That person, often, had been someone who was NOT lazy and stupid or was not apparently lazy and stupid. This happens all the time.

The GOP is now no longer waiting for the apex Lazy/Stupid Leader to leave the stage before trotting out it's latest lazy & stupid man to fill the spot.

Ladies and Germs! Put your hands together and welcome Eric Schmitt!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Or, having a narcissistic dimwit in charge attracts other dimwits that push out anyone with a modicum of intelligence. Our current government is a real life field experiment of stupidity.

Babe Paley's avatar

The other awesome part was how he had to keep saying it was the day before she “admitted “ to having a fling with the other prosecutor—as if that made it MORE nefarious.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

It never ceases to amaze me that republicans lead by a rapist and serial cheater throw darts at other's sex lives. Just crazy.