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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sounds to me more like the Great Intelligence at work. Unfortunately, wingnuts are not targeted as there isn't much to feast on.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You had me at "Cylons."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the proper term is Glasshole

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and a wall

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just another douchy product for self involved hipsters- because having someone stare at their smartphone while you're trying to talk to them wasn't annoying enough. Now you'll never know if they're listening to you, taking candid photos of you or surfing the internet for tentacle porn

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Nor at the Wonkettez. Just keep walkin', actor212. Just keep walkin'

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well wireless headsets ushered back in the monologue - notice how everyone seems to be talking to themselves these days. What treasures will glassholes bring?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Glassholes new slogan: "MOLON LABE!!!!!1`1!!!"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm sure there are some very good reasons to use them but I'd probably never own a pair (at least until attitudes change). Just like I'd have a real problem buying a BMW despite being a well made car. I wouldn't want the whole world to think I'm a douchebag

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