It took a while, sure, but the Marion Berry copycats are suddenly coming out in droves! (They are just really really slow copycats because of their drug-induced torpor.) That is, if two counts as "droves," and we figure fuck it, because that's easily enough examples for a
"How this bagger was elected the mayor of the largest city in Canada, and fourth largest city on the continent, no less, is beyond me." Suburban douchebags, is how.
Actually, it&#039;s a really good time to be a Tory-hater in Canada; we have two federal senators, <a href="http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/news\/politics\/story\/2013\/05\/17\/pol-pamela-wallin-conservative-caucus.html" target="_blank">Pamela Wallin</a> and <a href="" target="_blank">Mike Duffy</a> in trouble over their expenses. Big time scandals.
I&#039;m pretty sure that Rob Ford&#039;s attorney is our residential troll- same ungrammatical, wandering prose that doesn&#039;t actually make any sense whatsoever and the same excessive use of commas. I&#039;m glad he found a real job, buzzing around wonket trying to annoy the regulars can&#039;t pay much...
Gawker has set up an <a href="http:\/\/www.indiegogo.com\/projects\/rob-ford-crackstarter\?c=home" target="_blank">indiegogo</a> to raise the $200,000 for the video. The kids who took it want to be able to get the hell out of town and away from Toronto cops when it goes public. So far they have $34,000. Damn. I wish my bank account wasn&#039;t sucking fumes right now.
The people who voted for this maroon are the people in the burbs around Toronto. The &quot;real&quot; Torontonians can&#039;t stand him. This is a man who two years running has REFUSED to attend the Toronto Pride Parade, saying instead that his family always goes to the cottage that weekend.
How about that congressman on &quot;House of Cards&quot;? Doesn&#039;t he make three?
There&#039;s yer trend! Here, I&#039;ll write it for you: &quot;Another recent example of this fast-growing trend is the on-line Netflix series &quot;House of Cards,&quot; in which Kevin Spacey&#039;s character conducts a monstrous scam on a Philadelphia congressman played by relative newcomer Corey Stoll, after discovering that Stoll&#039;s character, in addition to being a flagrant womanizer, also has a cocaine habit.&quot;
I tried to make the sentence even more tortured, but that was the best I could do.
My old boss used to carry a plastic bottle of &quot;lens cleaning solution&quot; in his briefcase, and use it to augment his airport-bar-supplied martinis. This was pre-no-liquids-on-airplanes, of course, but might work as long as you&#039;re not flying to your business lunches. &quot;Just a glass of ice for me, thanks!&quot;
seriously? this is real?
i assumed it was a photoshop job.
rock on canada. you get your baggers. ours just victimized and louder.
canadians. how do they work?
Ken Dryden libel!!!!
Hey... Rob Ford has increased my p-ness!
&quot;How this bagger was elected the mayor of the largest city in Canada, and fourth largest city on the continent, no less, is beyond me.&quot; Suburban douchebags, is how.
I say that he&#039;s innocent of the charge, because there&#039;s no way that is crack. It&#039;s obviously meth, so screw you all.
Actually, it&#039;s a really good time to be a Tory-hater in Canada; we have two federal senators, <a href="http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/news\/politics\/story\/2013\/05\/17\/pol-pamela-wallin-conservative-caucus.html" target="_blank">Pamela Wallin</a> and <a href="" target="_blank">Mike Duffy</a> in trouble over their expenses. Big time scandals.
I&#039;m pretty sure that Rob Ford&#039;s attorney is our residential troll- same ungrammatical, wandering prose that doesn&#039;t actually make any sense whatsoever and the same excessive use of commas. I&#039;m glad he found a real job, buzzing around wonket trying to annoy the regulars can&#039;t pay much...
This explains the great maple syrup mystery, Ford jonesed it all to get high...
Yes, LCBO strike averted!!
Poutine? In a jar? Are we talking about the same thing here? French fries with gravy and cheese curds?
Gawker has set up an <a href="http:\/\/www.indiegogo.com\/projects\/rob-ford-crackstarter\?c=home" target="_blank">indiegogo</a> to raise the $200,000 for the video. The kids who took it want to be able to get the hell out of town and away from Toronto cops when it goes public. So far they have $34,000. Damn. I wish my bank account wasn&#039;t sucking fumes right now.
Especially when he considers football his area of expertise. Oh yeaaahh
This could not happen to a nicer guy. And by nicer, I mean more stupid, bombastic, crooked, self-aggrandizing bully.
It&#039;s been a good day, in other words.
The people who voted for this maroon are the people in the burbs around Toronto. The &quot;real&quot; Torontonians can&#039;t stand him. This is a man who two years running has REFUSED to attend the Toronto Pride Parade, saying instead that his family always goes to the cottage that weekend.
How about that congressman on &quot;House of Cards&quot;? Doesn&#039;t he make three?
There&#039;s yer trend! Here, I&#039;ll write it for you: &quot;Another recent example of this fast-growing trend is the on-line Netflix series &quot;House of Cards,&quot; in which Kevin Spacey&#039;s character conducts a monstrous scam on a Philadelphia congressman played by relative newcomer Corey Stoll, after discovering that Stoll&#039;s character, in addition to being a flagrant womanizer, also has a cocaine habit.&quot;
I tried to make the sentence even more tortured, but that was the best I could do.
My old boss used to carry a plastic bottle of &quot;lens cleaning solution&quot; in his briefcase, and use it to augment his airport-bar-supplied martinis. This was pre-no-liquids-on-airplanes, of course, but might work as long as you&#039;re not flying to your business lunches. &quot;Just a glass of ice for me, thanks!&quot;