You can always discover the $$$ that the waitstaff dropped when serving you and simply return it to them. That's not a tip and the owner can make no claim to it.
The good thing is that Lil'Donnie's impotence at getting anything trough congress means that he has to do everything with Eos, so in 2020, President Franken can simply undo them with EOs even if the Democrats don't control both houses and if they do, then undo them with legislation and the republicans will have to take back all 3 houses to change that.
The hell you 'felt bad about it.' You've been trying to dine out on that tacky little story ever since, and you actually think your bitchy response was a dazzling riposte. News flash, pal: if you're going to virtue-signal all over the Franken thread, you really should recall your sanctimonious posturings to the effect that two wrongs don't make a right, and finally understand that the server's rather clueless and grasping question was certainly well exceeded in rudeness by your ugliness.
Oh too bad, I was a waitress at a fancy high priced restaurant in Key West back in the 90s before I became a very high earning local celebrity bartender. One day these two lady strippers came in for lunch at the last minute. I'm a straight female and my fellow gay men waiters scoffed, insulted them under their breath and refused to serve them pulling rank leaving me to do it. I laughed at my coworkers and treated these two ladies like normal people and they ordered lobster, 3 bottles of champagne and damn near everything on the menu and tipped me $300 cash and told me how grateful they were that I treated them well. They were funny, pretty and great customers. Those gals in KW made serious bank per night in those days. They came back a couple weeks later and I wish they would have come in for lunch once a week.
Lots of Bikers would come down to Key West after Bike Week Daytona and you're right about them, they were great tippers and fine people.
Yeah, my experience was with strippers from some of the lower end clubs off the beaten path in NW Tampa. So it's by no means universal I'd imagine. There were two strip clubs down the block from the bar I worked at and when the girls would come in they were usually awful. Later, I became a bouncer at the best of the low end strip clubs and the behavior and tipping of my coworkers was usually pretty shitty when we'd all go out.
Could've just been the area but I've heard similar harrowing tales at various industry nights over the years. No big deal. The girls were a fraction of a percent of my regular clientele and I try my damndest to treat everybody well regardless.
You can always discover the $$$ that the waitstaff dropped when serving you and simply return it to them. That's not a tip and the owner can make no claim to it.
Amen! This is one of the reasons why for 26 years I have treated my wife like a lady.
The good thing is that Lil'Donnie's impotence at getting anything trough congress means that he has to do everything with Eos, so in 2020, President Franken can simply undo them with EOs even if the Democrats don't control both houses and if they do, then undo them with legislation and the republicans will have to take back all 3 houses to change that.
I hear Lil'Donnie likes to be pissed off ... wait no, that was pissed on.
The hell you 'felt bad about it.' You've been trying to dine out on that tacky little story ever since, and you actually think your bitchy response was a dazzling riposte. News flash, pal: if you're going to virtue-signal all over the Franken thread, you really should recall your sanctimonious posturings to the effect that two wrongs don't make a right, and finally understand that the server's rather clueless and grasping question was certainly well exceeded in rudeness by your ugliness.
Where's Great Dane when you need one?
Yes but no pants, this is Wonkette after all
Well, I s'pose that is the nature of myths. ;0)
Oh too bad, I was a waitress at a fancy high priced restaurant in Key West back in the 90s before I became a very high earning local celebrity bartender. One day these two lady strippers came in for lunch at the last minute. I'm a straight female and my fellow gay men waiters scoffed, insulted them under their breath and refused to serve them pulling rank leaving me to do it. I laughed at my coworkers and treated these two ladies like normal people and they ordered lobster, 3 bottles of champagne and damn near everything on the menu and tipped me $300 cash and told me how grateful they were that I treated them well. They were funny, pretty and great customers. Those gals in KW made serious bank per night in those days. They came back a couple weeks later and I wish they would have come in for lunch once a week.
Lots of Bikers would come down to Key West after Bike Week Daytona and you're right about them, they were great tippers and fine people.
Yeah, my experience was with strippers from some of the lower end clubs off the beaten path in NW Tampa. So it's by no means universal I'd imagine. There were two strip clubs down the block from the bar I worked at and when the girls would come in they were usually awful. Later, I became a bouncer at the best of the low end strip clubs and the behavior and tipping of my coworkers was usually pretty shitty when we'd all go out.
Could've just been the area but I've heard similar harrowing tales at various industry nights over the years. No big deal. The girls were a fraction of a percent of my regular clientele and I try my damndest to treat everybody well regardless.
Always tip in cash.
Doesn't that make the tip jar even easier to steal?
Putin does have rather onerous interest terms.
"Privatize the profits, socialize the losses." - some free-market manual somewhere.
Unless tips are pooled, or you go to a coffee shop or counter-serve where they simply leave a tip jar.
For the record, I am ok with copious "Look! Cute Puppies!" all up in here.