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I could just put (except firearms) at the end.

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If they didn't die from COVID, they'd probably die of horror and disgust anyway.

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No one will miss a couple taken from the bottom, right?

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The Great Outdoors is certainly well marbled!

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Yes throw in Non Compos Kempis please! It's been deadly and terrible in Georgia.

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You're free to starve, get evicted and lose your healthcare. What is everyone complaining about?

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While Trump is stealing from FEMA, because McConnell won't bring the HEROES Act to the floor, because it would pass.

🤬🤬🤬

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I grew up in Houston since I was like three, but it wasn't until I was twenty-ish and Allison hit that I even found out that there were underground tunnels between many of the buildings downtown.

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On top of what everyone else is saying this from Robert Reich:

The Treasury and the Fed are now pouring billions into American corporations (bailouts, subsidies, and debt relief) to prop up the stock market. This is a redistribution from the majority of Americans who own little or no shares of stock to the rich who own most.

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) July 7, 2020 <script async="" src="https://platform.twitter.co..." charset="utf-8"></script>

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The biggest change in the job seeking process is that many employers ask for access to your social media accounts.

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Really? Good thing I have another name.

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Posts on Wonkette and other forums are most probably still safe. It is Facebook, Twitter and similar ilk that they pay attention to.

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I read that a stack of one hundred dollar bills that totals a trillion dollars would be over 678 miles tall.

I would not watch one second of the RNC for that.

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I am truly sorry to hear that. I've lost jobs in the past and it's always made me feel about two inches tall.

Please try not to do that! It's not you, it's this terrible, terrible situation.

Hang in their!

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Yeah, I don’t even know how that would work, but nothing surprises me anymore.

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Despite it being none of their damn business.

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