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eddi-SABH's avatar

Kitten stampede!

kmblue187's avatar

Olympic Kittens! I want one!

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

I could've used these little guys as I was crying myself to sleep this morning.

Pere Ubu's avatar

AAAAAHHHHH KITTEN FLOOD RUN FOR THE HILLS

Kittehs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!

Revenant's avatar

The dam has done busted! We gonna be drowned in cute!

Pere Ubu's avatar

Aieeeee! The jute mill done exploded!

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Housecat

has very soft fur

when you pet her

she likes to purr

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Last kitty out pauses and clears the area. Such cuteness.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

There are days when I have an infantile wish to be a cat........

Hmmmmmmmm.....that sentence did not start with the truth so I'll just stop myself, swallow a bit more coffee and start again.

(pause...two swallows of coffee later)

Every single day I wish I was a cat and could jump like that! You better believe I would be one of those cats doing that jumping thing all the time.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

I had a dream that I was a cat once. It was short, set in front of a decayed, moss-covered mansion that had a number of cart parked, or rather abandoned, in front of it. I was leaping from one to another of these cars and can vividly remember what it felt like to jump and land on all four feet, and the sound I made running across the metal of the hoods. I still don't know what I was doing there, though....

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Cats don't care why, do they?

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Or to live in a world where we can all just casually jump 40 or 50 feet in the air, and come down to a soft landing on a ledge, a few inches wide, and then balance with a rear leg sticking up in the air while we casually groom ourselves.

But flying would also be nice.

Michael's avatar

I would settle for flying. In Buddhist theory nighttime dreams of flying are indicative of an aspiration for spiritual liberation.

On a more mundane note, flying would be a great way to get to my favorite states of Idaho, Wyoming and Montana.

If I could avoid hitting birds on my way! 🙂

weejee's avatar

Kittehs on the loose.

Doktor Zoom's avatar

I enjoyed the synchronized dive by the two kittens near the end of the floof flood.

tehbaddr's avatar

Oh the humanity!

Crystalclear12's avatar

STORM THE GATES!

Menotsure's avatar

In a rush of paws, claws, tails and ears

The kittens leap the gate

Attempts to slow the onslaught

Are only tempting fate

Why so many kittens?

Asks my inner voice

That many little fuzz balls

Seems like a crazy choice

To set them free is easy

They want their morning snack

But how the hell does anyone

Convince them to go back?

Michael's avatar

I opened the door

To catch some sun

Suddenly 8 kittens

Their freedom won

Leapt the gate bought

To keep them in

Me versus my kittens

They always win!

freakishlystrong's avatar

That wee ginger! This reminds me of recently, I was hiking near Santa Fe, and heard lustful and excited barking from a car, and lo, the car did release 8, yes 8 corgis, they launched out, joyfully. I asked the owners how they do it? She answered' "look at them, how can I not?" Schooled!

Cynthia's avatar

I love reading the Wonkette Folk. Only here would I have the gift of imagining corgis leaping over that Tabs provided cat gate. Rich in opportunities here.

BECKY's avatar

I take one of my dogs, the young one, to daycare a few times each week to give the old man dog a rest and just about every morning there are one or two corgis, they make my day.

J.M. Austin's avatar

A corganization of corgis!

JCfromNC's avatar

FREEEEDOM!

(remember, you have to yell it like Heavy in the old "Meet the..." videos from Team Fortress)

(my personal favorite: Meet The Medic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc )

Miss Grundy's avatar

Were gonna need some kitty rustlers to rustle up the kitties. It will probably take all day to rustle up the kitties and it will never be done. <sigh>

Easterncedar's avatar

I adore that commercial. True classic.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I’ve seen it many times, and never get tired of it. I don’t know how they found people who nailed those roles and lines that well, and their voices are great.

JCfromNC's avatar

Well, it's not if you're gonna stop and play with each one.

Miss Grundy's avatar

I'm not so sure of that.......

The Wanderer's avatar

The Cat Distribution Network requires more kittens! Supply must meet demand!

Lexicon Devil's avatar

Supply temperature dropping exterior vents close to 10 per cent set all VAVs in west facing circuit to 800 cf/m

Shocktreatment's avatar

Supply's rising! Right over the barricade!

The Wanderer's avatar

Good thing there's a spillway to channel the surge.

Mike's avatar

Smash that like button for the Joni Mitchell alone!

kmblue187's avatar

Since there are no Dec 31 tabs and may not be, headline on today's WaPo:

"Kennedy Center changed board rules months before vote to add Trump’s name"

kmblue187's avatar

My New Year's Eve, as it has been for years, consists of bed around 10, waking up to the sound of fireworks, and going back to sleep. Molly doesn't even wake up! Even back in the day, I never attended a good New Year's Eve party, but no self pity here. Hope y'all have a good time no matter what you do!

Cynthia's avatar

...sound of fireworks and, oh great, gunfire. Honestly folks, what goes up must come down...then I too, go back to sleep.

pskbh's avatar

No one employed in a Nevada casino has the night off. Most memorable NYE for me was two or three days later when a local bar hosted all, any, of us on our day off and played the ball drop in NYC.

It felt and was, like the real thing! Except it was a safe place!

I stay home ever since.

kmblue187's avatar

Many, if not all, think the above song is about Christmas, but Joni herself says it's about a romantic breakup with James Taylor. It's gorgeous a song, though.

Catherine Berry's avatar

Joni's "River" breaks my heart in the best possible way every time I listen to it. Everything about the song is brilliant, but especially -- how is a voice like hers even possible?? That sustained high note on "Flyyyy..." sounds like it's coming from a different, better world.

Pere Ubu's avatar

So der Führer continues to yacket about his GREAT GOLDEN VENEZUELA BOMBING, so mmmmmaybe it actually happened? But I haven't seen anything corroborating it? And Petey Kegsbreath did ANOTHER boatmurder so evidently the threat of zombie Communist Hamas rainbow fentanyl still exists?

Pere Ubu's avatar

Well, THIS is fun. The CIA has drone bombs? And now just admits to drone bombing? Huh. What happened to “covert ops”, or is that just not ACTION MACHO enough?

Littorally Speaking's avatar

More like “EPSTEIN DISTRACTING” enough, but yeah, same idea!

pennysmom's avatar

I love Joni Mitchell. One of my favorites. Thank you 💜

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

“Donald Trump is fucking Hitler” Wait, I thought he was fucking Satan! Maybe he’s bumping uglies with *both!*.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Suchomimus re: the “attack” on Putin’s palace:

https://youtu.be/O6YMsDo-aBQ?si=tYuEXnF5iXaaVhfV

(TL;DR: “Twaddle”)

Revenant's avatar

The only Xmas song I can stand any.more is Mr. Garrison's "Merry Fucking Xmas".

Mark Linimon's avatar

Check into The John Fahey Christmas Album. The only one I have in the house.

Revenant's avatar

I am a long time major fan of Fahey but have never heard that album. When I lived in Takoma Park I even went out lookíng for places he would have known, with very small success.

Reader's avatar

I like Run the Jewels Christmas Fcking Miracle.

Enter Ranting's avatar

I think ALL of Putin's houses should be blown up.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

With him in all of them!

Salty Badger's avatar

Kitten avalanche!! 😻

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Nothing says “normal day” like not knowing whether we bombed a country or the president just riffed his way into international news again.

Tabs like this feel less like jokes and more like triage notes from the end of the year.