Or to live in a world where we can all just casually jump 40 or 50 feet in the air, and come down to a soft landing on a ledge, a few inches wide, and then balance with a rear leg sticking up in the air while we casually groom ourselves.
That wee ginger! This reminds me of recently, I was hiking near Santa Fe, and heard lustful and excited barking from a car, and lo, the car did release 8, yes 8 corgis, they launched out, joyfully. I asked the owners how they do it? She answered' "look at them, how can I not?" Schooled!
As a child I had a series of books that came in the mail from I believe it was National Geographic? There was one titled “Cats: Little Tigers in your House” that I quite enjoyed.
The last page should have said, “when you are all grown up, visit the worldwide Web (don’t worry, you will understand later), and to go to www.wonkette.com, and there you shall find your tribe.”
Because this is imprinting of the finest order. This is what the John Burch Society should have been up in arms against, not fluoride.
So der Führer continues to yacket about his GREAT GOLDEN VENEZUELA BOMBING, so mmmmmaybe it actually happened? But I haven't seen anything corroborating it? And Petey Kegsbreath did ANOTHER boatmurder so evidently the threat of zombie Communist Hamas rainbow fentanyl still exists?
Well, THIS is fun. The CIA has drone bombs? And now just admits to drone bombing? Huh. What happened to “covert ops”, or is that just not ACTION MACHO enough?
Why would Ukraine waste their precious drones by attacking Putin's house (likely empty while he lives in a bunker) when they have more important targets like Russia's oil fields and refineries and military bases.
Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/mass-kitten-escape
And a meme chat for you too: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/42fb4887-0985-4e78-8f58-785968c58f66?utm_source=share
AAAAAHHHHH KITTEN FLOOD RUN FOR THE HILLS
Kittehs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!
The dam has done busted! We gonna be drowned in cute!
Aieeeee! The jute mill done exploded!
The Housecat
has very soft fur
when you pet her
she likes to purr
Last kitty out pauses and clears the area. Such cuteness.
There are days when I have an infantile wish to be a cat........
Hmmmmmmmm.....that sentence did not start with the truth so I'll just stop myself, swallow a bit more coffee and start again.
(pause...two swallows of coffee later)
Every single day I wish I was a cat and could jump like that! You better believe I would be one of those cats doing that jumping thing all the time.
Or to live in a world where we can all just casually jump 40 or 50 feet in the air, and come down to a soft landing on a ledge, a few inches wide, and then balance with a rear leg sticking up in the air while we casually groom ourselves.
But flying would also be nice.
I would settle for flying. In Buddhist theory nighttime dreams of flying are indicative of an aspiration for spiritual liberation.
On a more mundane note, flying would be a great way to get to my favorite states of Idaho, Wyoming and Montana.
If I could avoid hitting birds on my way! 🙂
Kittehs on the loose.
I enjoyed the synchronized dive by the two kittens near the end of the floof flood.
Oh the humanity!
STORM THE GATES!
In a rush of paws, claws, tails and ears
The kittens leap the gate
Attempts to slow the onslaught
Are only tempting fate
Why so many kittens?
Asks my inner voice
That many little fuzz balls
Seems like a crazy choice
To set them free is easy
They want their morning snack
But how the hell does anyone
Convince them to go back?
😸
I opened the door
To catch some sun
Suddenly 8 kittens
Their freedom won
Leapt the gate bought
To keep them in
Me versus my kittens
They always win!
True dat!
That wee ginger! This reminds me of recently, I was hiking near Santa Fe, and heard lustful and excited barking from a car, and lo, the car did release 8, yes 8 corgis, they launched out, joyfully. I asked the owners how they do it? She answered' "look at them, how can I not?" Schooled!
A corganization of corgis!
FREEEEDOM!
(remember, you have to yell it like Heavy in the old "Meet the..." videos from Team Fortress)
(my personal favorite: Meet The Medic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc )
Were gonna need some kitty rustlers to rustle up the kitties. It will probably take all day to rustle up the kitties and it will never be done. <sigh>
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE
🤪🤪🤪
Well, it's not if you're gonna stop and play with each one.
I'm not so sure of that.......
The Cat Distribution Network requires more kittens! Supply must meet demand!
Supply temperature dropping exterior vents close to 10 per cent set all VAVs in west facing circuit to 800 cf/m
[consults windchill chart]
Supply's rising! Right over the barricade!
Good thing there's a spillway to channel the surge.
Mass hysteria…🙀
As a child I had a series of books that came in the mail from I believe it was National Geographic? There was one titled “Cats: Little Tigers in your House” that I quite enjoyed.
Found it!
https://archive.org/details/Cats-LittleTigersInYourHouse-NationalGeographic/page/n1/mode/2up
Those kittens are wee, furry 'lil predators of THE most ferocious variety. Vicious little creatures when they want to be.
Look at how they've bewitched us into doting over them.
It’s wonderful!
That’s it! The photography was well done in my childhood opinion.
The last page should have said, “when you are all grown up, visit the worldwide Web (don’t worry, you will understand later), and to go to www.wonkette.com, and there you shall find your tribe.”
Because this is imprinting of the finest order. This is what the John Burch Society should have been up in arms against, not fluoride.
Maybe time-life? I know I had that series of books too. Big ones with fancy pages in Our World.good stuff.
Based on an article in one of their magazines, from the 60s, I think. I have the issue in storage.
https://archive.org/details/Cats-LittleTigersInYourHouse-NationalGeographic/page/n1/mode/2up
D'aww.
Let the mischief commence!
Wait 'til they find the book shelves...
or the roll of toilet paper...
Not saying it’s aliens ...
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/if-3i-atlas-is-a-comet-then-its-anti-tail-jet-should-not-include-streaming-gas-beyond-5-000-743fe74e1419
... but yeah, it’s aliens. 👽
So der Führer continues to yacket about his GREAT GOLDEN VENEZUELA BOMBING, so mmmmmaybe it actually happened? But I haven't seen anything corroborating it? And Petey Kegsbreath did ANOTHER boatmurder so evidently the threat of zombie Communist Hamas rainbow fentanyl still exists?
From the New Republic:
https://newrepublic.com/post/204796/new-details-donald-trump-venezuela-attack-cia-drones
Well, THIS is fun. The CIA has drone bombs? And now just admits to drone bombing? Huh. What happened to “covert ops”, or is that just not ACTION MACHO enough?
I love Joni Mitchell. One of my favorites. Thank you 💜
“Donald Trump is fucking Hitler” Wait, I thought he was fucking Satan! Maybe he’s bumping uglies with *both!*.
Suchomimus re: the “attack” on Putin’s palace:
https://youtu.be/O6YMsDo-aBQ?si=tYuEXnF5iXaaVhfV
(TL;DR: “Twaddle”)
The only Xmas song I can stand any.more is Mr. Garrison's "Merry Fucking Xmas".
I think ALL of Putin's houses should be blown up.
Kitten avalanche!! 😻
Nothing says “normal day” like not knowing whether we bombed a country or the president just riffed his way into international news again.
Tabs like this feel less like jokes and more like triage notes from the end of the year.
Joni always gets on the list as the best female songwriter when she should just be the best period. it aggravates me no end.
Why would Ukraine waste their precious drones by attacking Putin's house (likely empty while he lives in a bunker) when they have more important targets like Russia's oil fields and refineries and military bases.
Year-end wrap up from the spirituality and religion desk at The Conversation:
https://theconversationus.cmail19.com/t/r-e-tkdivhk-nujludtktu-r/
Trump is gonna promise Ukraine a 15 year security agreement, to get the peace/surrender deal.
‘How can anyone possibly trust Putin?’
Oh fucking LOL. How can anyone trust President Dumbshit Straaaawng? Good gawd this is a stupid and ridiculous world.
Isn’t it a good morning?
Sometimes I have to narrow my focus to make it be so. It feels selfish, but I’m not much good to anyone or myself if I don’t.
That GIF is entirely Hope remaining after everything else is released from Pandora's Box.
CBS News, the rot extends down to the correspondents:
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisgeidner/p/jan-crawfords-attack-on-scotus-corruption?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email