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Imo it's only funny when a gun nut shoots himself in the dick (because their dumb ass stuffed a loaded gun, safety off, in their pants), which happens multiple times a year in most red states.

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God i hope those Dallas 911 operators got a decent bonus this year.

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I'll never forget the best advice my Dad gave me: every single company he worked with that used the Christian fish symbol were con artists. Any true Christian knows that the Bible says they'll be known by their actions, not their advertisements. PDS Christian is a modern-day Pharisee.

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Since kittenhood, my two cats have always loved to watch the kids in the neighborhood shoot off their fireworks, along with the illegal rockets. They sit & watch in front of my screen door. Firecrackers are legal here so it gets very loud for hours. Doesn't bother them in the least. This year was different. Someone in the apts across the street fired a shotgun off starting a week before NYE. Somehow the cats knew the difference & would scurry for cover as soon as the shot was fired. They again sat in front of the door New Years Eve, but when the idiot shot multiple times, during all the other noise, they left. Yes, anyone that's been around them, can tell the sound of a shot gun. They've never been around one.

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What is this PDS? I haven't heard of this.(I'm not sure I want to know, but tell me anyway. Better to be informed. Ugh!)

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The boys will be boys excuse in 3...2...1.Gag.

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Good clean fun by them boys who will be boys.

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FUCK OFF!

I'm sorry, that wasn't polite.

PLEASE FUCK OFF!

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Oh look, the weak low energy moocher/taker is baaaack!

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Right to bear arms != right to wantonly discharge arms

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Looking at this word salad it seems pretty obvious you're not being paid for your brainzzz. So, what is it that you do to get paid $97per hour.What could it be, I wonder. What could it be? Well, at least, your word salad is not up to Palin standards, soooo there is that.

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America, keeping it classy!

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We broke a wooden spoon on a pan that way once, but no one died.

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My cats know the difference between a gunfire and fireworks, too. Weird, isn't it. Must be the different frequencies or something.

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I had to hit the deck at least once a week in the last place I lived in in Chicago. And yes, three of my windows had a nice bullet holes in them.

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