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I doubt he could get hopped up Newt Gingrich to walk three miles, and he loves his country so much, too, also.

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You should tell this magat also that he could get the virus from his computer's keyboard but if he replaces it with a Smith-Corona* he will be safe.

*Smith-Corona is an old brand name of typewriters...

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Magical thinking in Utah is not necessarily bigger than everywhere else, just more immediate.

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I wish I was that confident that I could shit regularly 🤓

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"From under" something, if I had to guess...

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I always enjoy stories about Alex Jones, because the transcriptions of what he says show him to be as incoherent as he is batshit. It's truly gibberish in content and structure.

And then my smile fades as I remember how many people in this country think he makes any kind of sense at all.

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Isn’t it .08? .8 is10 times higher

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Colloidal silver was used in Victorian times topically to disinfect wounds and manage sores. It was not (as far as I know) consumed. It was sometimes painted onto skin for absorption as a sort of antibiotic, as they didn't have them back in the day.

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There's a very entertaining Podcast called 'Knowledge Fight' you might enjoy...two guys (Dan and Jordan) who sit around and drink novelty beverages and debunk/goof on Alex Jones.

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Oh it's still used for wounds/sores and it's very effective; it's sold over the counter. But yeah, you're not supposed to take it internally.

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It's over for humanity!

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Jones also ranted about how restaurants and bars shouldn't be allowed to sell alcohol, since cops can just entrap you into DWI if you had some saké before shoving your wife around and then storming out of the house. Hey, remember when Jones used to pretend to be a "Libertarian"? Pepperidge Farms remembers!

Then he went on extended explanation about how he does NOT do cocaine, which is definitely something that people who are not currently doing cocaine do all the time.

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Any toothpaste, properly used, will kill the virus in your mouth (point-blank range, as it were). However, if it was in your mouth, you're pretty well boned.

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There is a cure for Alex Jones, though. It involves very pissed off feral cats.

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Coronavirus? I don’t know him

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"I take no responsibility for my own actions. It's always someone else's fault."

He and Donald have this trait in common.

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