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Yeah, I have students who sleep in class. You know why they do? Because they are up most of the night on their phones and game systems. I tell them to sleep at night. Sometimes they do.

Is it at all possible Trump is not as mature as a 15-year-old boy?

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What else is new? What a POS He is

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Who can tell the class if the Yam attended the high school graduations of Butchwax, Vanky, Baby Eric or Tiffany? Five will get you ten if he attended any of his ‘children’s’ high school graduations. I’m saying that he did no such thing.

The earth would open and swallow him whole if he did.

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He knows 5 things about Barron.

1. Barron is generally of high school age.

2. Barron is tall.

3. Barron knows about the cyber.

4. Barron lives near his dear wife Wozzerface.

5. Man, woman, person, camera, Barron

Retract your besmirches, Evan!

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“Forcing Trump to skip his son's graduation is actually an act of evil. There's simply no other word for it. It's evil,” whined weird MAGA anal fissure Jack Posobiec, lying. “Pure evil,” hissed Trump junior, his saliva presumably collecting in his cheeks, covered in sweat. “Judge Merchan is truly heartless in not letting a father attend his son’s graduation,” said Eric, not specifying which son.

“I was looking forward to that graduation, with his mother and father there, and it looks like the judge does not allow me to escape this scam,” said Trump outside the courtroom, lying."

HMMMM--I WONDER if ALL these people would have ALL these same opinions if the defendant in question was a Black guy accused of burglarizing Donald Trump's residence? The mind boggles

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He never went to the graduations of his other demon seed. He probably doesn't even know what school Barron attends

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founding

Even atheists are praying that Don Don takes the stand.

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Day 2 of the ELECTION INTERFERENCE trial. 7 jurors already selected. We proceed apace. FINALLY.

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𝘐𝘧 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 ...

“Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”

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"I was looking forward to that graduation, with his mother and father there...".

Was Trump going to meet Barron's father? Maybe for the first time?

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They talked about graduation for years, like walking from the helicopter to the White House.

Donald (Past Melania): So, you're graduating sometime soon, right? A year or two?

Barron (Past Melania): Three years.

Donald (Past Melania): Huh.

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"Who will explain for me, to my wonderful son, Barron, who is a GREAT Student at a fantastic School, that his Dad will likely not be allowed to attend his Graduation Ceremony,.."

Well his FATHER could explain it but perhaps he doesn't know who that is.

Also, didn't he need some time off from the E. Jean Carroll trial to go to his MIL's funeral but that didn't happen and yet he hasn't even mentioned that court case snub? He's probably forgotten he a) had a MIL, b) who the hell she was and c) that she died.

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Man, I feel bad for that kid, Barron. The schlimazel never asked for any of this.

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“”I was looking forward to that graduation, with his mother and father there, and it looks like the judge does not allow me to escape this scam,” said Trump outside the courtroom, lying.”” Anytime a quote is followed by “Trump said”, the lying is implied. Also, he don’t talk good. “…[W]ith his mother and father there”, makes it sound like Trump was looking forward to going and meeting Barron’s OTHER mother and father? Unfortunately for Barron this is also not true. Everything he says is just so fucking weird.

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Did Sleepy Don show up for Junior's performance as a tree stump in the grade school production of Into the Woods?

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