New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg is something of a dick. This is not a "new" experience for New Yorkers, who have in their infinite wisdom elected Rudy Giuliani, Ed Koch, and, hrm, other people, we don't know, LaGuardia seemed nice? ANYHOO. Ol' Bloomberg up there is just cold runnin' around, takin' Sarah Palin's Big Gulps, explaining why the police stopping and frisking black people based on the color of their skin has nothing to do with the color of their skin ... and calling mayoral candidate Bill De Blasio "racist" for having a black son.
Well, not *everywhere*. The mullet has been extinct in these remote parts for quite sometime now. The last reported sighting of it was sometime during the Clinton administration. The hairstyle, I mean. Now if yer talking about the fish, well that's a different story.
Weiner did it first, when he trash-talked that guy who called his wife an "Arab." A visionary in so many ways, Anthony has been very misunderstood in this election.
OT, but do you know who&#039;s smoking, playing the guitar and singing in<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=1PEZVXChCR0" target="_blank"> this vid</a>?
Here&#039;s a hint: he also wrote &quot;Smoke! Smoke! Smoke!&quot; and about a million other songs, and a certain style of guitar picking is named after him.
This is the dick who bought his first election by outspending all the legit candidates by about 10:1; who joined the GOP because it was easier to win that primary; who then, once he was mayor, invited the GOP to have their convention in NYC, at the height of the Iraq war, prompting about three quarters of a million protesters into the streets.
After all, this is the city that famously flunked the Miller Test because the presiding judges ruled* that NYC didn&#039;t have any community standards at all.
*United States v. Various Articles of Obscene Merchandise, Schedule No. 2102, 709 F.2d 132, 134, 137 (2d Cir. 1983)
In his first term he had not consolidated his power base and was therefore cautious. Once he was reelected, he switched gears very quickly. God, I am counting the days til he&#039;s gone. Maybe he&#039;ll run for mayor of London next.
Even worse... mullet on a woman.
Well, not *everywhere*. The mullet has been extinct in these remote parts for quite sometime now. The last reported sighting of it was sometime during the Clinton administration. The hairstyle, I mean. Now if yer talking about the fish, well that&#039;s a different story.
Weiner did it first, when he trash-talked that guy who called his wife an &quot;Arab.&quot; A visionary in so many ways, Anthony has been very misunderstood in this election.
Colbert said it was the Republican candidate (whose name no one can remember), and even had the kittens and guy who rescued them on his show.
Hengnnghn?
He&#039;d probably want to make Scalia-approved squish videos of the event.
You can&#039;t have polite, respectful campaigns in New York.
Carlos Danger couldn&#039;t catch the cluetrain if it stopped in front of him and called him kitten....
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I wouldn&#039;t have to squeeze hard piddle piddle piddle piddle piddle piddle piddle pid If I had a bladder, zam!
Definitely worse than the Nazis. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_protection_i...">https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
&quot;Anthony has been very misunderstood in this election. &quot;
Just like many misunderstood his erection.
OT, but do you know who&#039;s smoking, playing the guitar and singing in<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=1PEZVXChCR0" target="_blank"> this vid</a>?
Here&#039;s a hint: he also wrote &quot;Smoke! Smoke! Smoke!&quot; and about a million other songs, and a certain style of guitar picking is named after him.
As a New Yorker who will greatly enjoy voting for pretty much anyone next Tuesday, let me just say:
Mayor Mike? Shut the fuck up.
This is the dick who bought his first election by outspending all the legit candidates by about 10:1; who joined the GOP because it was easier to win that primary; who then, once he was mayor, invited the GOP to have their convention in NYC, at the height of the Iraq war, prompting about three quarters of a million protesters into the streets.
Bloomberg has always been a shitbag.
After all, this is the city that famously flunked the Miller Test because the presiding judges ruled* that NYC didn&#039;t have any community standards at all.
*United States v. Various Articles of Obscene Merchandise, Schedule No. 2102, 709 F.2d 132, 134, 137 (2d Cir. 1983)
In his first term he had not consolidated his power base and was therefore cautious. Once he was reelected, he switched gears very quickly. God, I am counting the days til he&#039;s gone. Maybe he&#039;ll run for mayor of London next.