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Well, that's just crazy. Everyone knows you receive your gender ID, Official Sexual Orientation packet and Official Political Stance from the SSI office within 7-10 days after birth.

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Meh. You never hear about a woman changing a gay man (no comments about Marcus Bachmann until you can back his heteroness w/ solid evidence). As a more-or-less gai guy, I WELCOME a woman trying to change me.

TAKE THE CHALLENGE!

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<i> ... Needless to say, I hope to facilitate that City "service" again soon!<br /> - Anonymous</i>

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Too bad we can't easily convert the stupid.

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I am so looking forward to the mayoral race here. De Blasio is running against the City Council Speaker (president), Christine Quinn, who is an out lesbian, and the Comptroller, Bill Thompson, who is black. It's gonna be a festival.

Quinn is the front runner, but I am really really hoping Anthony Wiener and Eliot Spitzer both throw their hats in the ring.

After all, we live in a state whose first governor was that great Parliamentarian George Clinton <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A">http://www.youtube.com/watc....

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politically incorrect joke:<br />Two gay guys are sitting on a park bench enjoying the pleasant day when a beautiful woman comes walking along the path. She is absolutely stunning. They can't take their eyes off her as she walk past them and around the bend out of site. One of the guys then turns to the other. \"It's times like this I wish I were a lesbian\".

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Science now knows the answer to the immortal question "What happens when the irresistible force of 'once you go black, you never go back' meets the immovable object of 'once you go gay, you're gay to stay*'?"

-- * That's the way I always heard it back in kindergarten.

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Catering by Frito-Lay?

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Me too! and I'm a non-female so I'd me more of a male lesbian. (yeah, yeah I know it's Robin Williams' bit)

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In most states, a gay man or lesbian needs to marry the opposite sex to get health insurance as spouse and tax benefits, etc. Repubicans are actually proud they make gay/lesbians couples pay higher single tax rates.

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