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Crip Dyke's avatar

They said this whisky would put hair on my chest. I always thought that expression a bit silly, but I dropped into the recliner with a dram and within minutes there was a good 5.5 pounds of hair between my boobs.

Purring.

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Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

FIL showed up at a family event wearing a FJB shirt. I laughed it off but my teen daughter confronted him about the shirt's propriety and loudly bashed it as stupid.

I didn't say anything but put myself between them and told my daughter to let it go. FIL came over and told me I needed to talk to my daughter about respect and I fucking lost it.

I pulled him aside and said:

"I'm ten times as liberal as my daughter, John" , leaning in right next to his face. He had not been aware of my views. I leaned in closer.

"You gonna stomp me out like vermin, John?"

He immediately turned beet red and stared at the ground. I stepped even closer, now with my mouth next to his ear. I poked his chest.

"You wear this shit to provoke people, you get what you get. No one else gives a shit and you need to fucking let it go."

He started to say something and I cut him off again. We stared at each other for about 15 seconds, then he mumbled to himself and ambled away. Age and a size disparity brought him to his senses before taking it any further.

I left early so things would calm down. FIL later sought out my wife to sincerely ask her to pass along an apology.

I think that the bubble was broken for him and he felt just as stupid as he looked when he realized I was one of those vermin liberals. He was not ready for humanization of his imaginary enemies. He was at least briefly truly ashamed. Maybe things can change.

This was at my one-year-old grandson's birthday party.

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