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Problem is, Antifa isn't actually a group. There is no organization by that name. It's an ideology.

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Awwww.

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It is said that Dan Bongo-Bongo is the one who told Trumpy to criminalise "ANTIFA".

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There's a reason no-one ever had a hit single called "Fuck Da Fire Department"

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Aaaaahhh, the New York times ... always-plausible voice of the concerned white Midwest suburbanite.

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Whenever I read a description of who the NYT thinks Democrats should be pandering to, I think wow, the white people the NYT knows sound like huge, stupid babies.

Who gives a shit how "uneasy" these oh-so-concerned white suburbanites are? They SHOULD be uneasy... and it's journalism's job to show those "uneasy" people WHY THIS SHIT HAPPENS... which the Times fails to do constantly.

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Oh, but it gets worse. Joe hasn't figured out why my cat won't use the scratching post I bought last week.

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That bastid!!

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how many times have we heard white people say "You mess with my daughter, I'm coming after you with a shotgun".

I've long been convinced that the Daddy Defending Daughter Against Her Suitors schtick is more about ownership than protectiveness.

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I had the same experience living in urban neighborhoods in Atlanta.

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Don't tell donnie. He'll just argue that trump towers has the best taco bowl.

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Are you kidding?

I won't touch one after donnie posed for a picture where he bragged about trump tower taco bowls being the best! He wanted the Hispanic brown people to know that.

My position on taco bowls is inflexible and adamantine!

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More taco bowls for me!

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Westchester isn't very far west. And Long Island is east. So, no, it's the voice of the greater metropolitan New York suburbanite.

Midwestern suburbanites have the Gannett chain and their parent, USA Today.

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So the point of this last week is how it makes white people feel. Got it.

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I don't think he mentioned the rest of the world, either. What about all us non-USAians who are scared that The Orange Moron is going to get even more erratic and unhinged as we approach the end of the year, and is stupid enough to press the Big Red Button sitting next to the Big Mac Order Button?

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