New York Times Discovers Hidden Link Between Elitist Food Habits And Elitist Voting Habits
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Having just discovered the pagan culinary invention called "cheese fries," the intrepidNew York Timeshas now determined that Democrats drink organic milk while Republicans dine on Frankencorn and bile. But none of this matters, because such frivolous polls and research cannot truly predict people's voting habits! Nonetheless, let's venture into America's pantries and try to determine our political leanings by seeing what's in the cookie jar.
New York Times Discovers Hidden Link Between Elitist Food Habits And Elitist Voting Habits
New York Times Discovers Hidden Link Between…
New York Times Discovers Hidden Link Between Elitist Food Habits And Elitist Voting Habits
Having just discovered the pagan culinary invention called "cheese fries," the intrepidNew York Timeshas now determined that Democrats drink organic milk while Republicans dine on Frankencorn and bile. But none of this matters, because such frivolous polls and research cannot truly predict people's voting habits! Nonetheless, let's venture into America's pantries and try to determine our political leanings by seeing what's in the cookie jar.