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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This Murc's Law bullshit is just jaw-dropping.

The entire country is crashing into an abyss, and Marco Rubio's right there in the middle of it, but he's probably not any happier about it than we are, but he can't say anything because, if he did, he'd lose his job. I think he'd make a great leader.

It's like they're assessing the next Miss America.

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"Rubio is β€œbalanced,” and ... he probably has different views from Trump that he has to hide to keep his job."

And if he's ever elected as president, he'll continue to hide them ... from the billionaires who bought him the office. Because Marco Rubio has one unshakeable principle: his complete commitment to Marco Rubio.

Let's face it: the best we can hope for from MAGA ignoranuses is that they stay home on election day.

beb's avatar

I remeber the comment of someone using focus groups saying that when they explain exactly what Trump was going to do, they would not believe.

One might also ask how many hours a day do they watch Fox news.

mr_snarky's avatar

Morons on parade.

tegrat's avatar

None of them, of course, would actually admit that their views were actually the problem, it was Dear Leader who failed to conform to their views in some minor way. Their views are still a problem.

Hank Napkin's avatar

My eyes roll back into my head and I speak in tongues! "The 12! The 12 Apostles! The 12!"

Tim Weston's avatar

So basically; still morons.....

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I can tell you *exactly* what makes Kamala so fucking evil:

1. XX chromosomes

2. POC

3. Married to a Jew whose kids call her Mommala.

Michael's avatar

Well as someone once said, you can't go broke betting on the stupidity of the red state voters

Hannah's avatar

My impression of these people: The Bulwark adds new talent.

No one gets a pass from me. It was not a mistake. You made that decision so fuck off.

Major Kong's avatar

These morons and their "I didn't vote for this." Yes you did.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

"they didn’t really specify what made her so evil." If I understand John Roberts correctly I cannot respond that it was because black unless I have twelve signed affidavits to that affect.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"On the whole, even though they say they’re no longer on the Trump Train, we got the impression that several of the panelists would happily support another candidate with similar extreme views, perhaps even while humming The Who’s β€œWon’t Get Fooled Again.”"

And that's precisely why people disenchanted by Trump are welcome to vote for the Democrats, but they also shouldn't be expecting applause for doing the absolute bare minimum.

The same is true even more so for opportunists like MTG who actively helped Trump to get where we are now.

None of us is obligated to accept you back into the village that you wanted to burn down.

Alternative Dog's avatar

I guarantee that if the GOP nomination goes someone who is a bigger bigot and more authoritarian than TFG, every one of these people would vote for him over someone like Newsom, Whitmer, or Buttigieg regardless of the economic impact or the erosion of individual rights.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

tell me you're an entitled idiot who bases your life on vibes and self comfort without saying the words

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Egg prices too high again, huh?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Fuck off Cletus. Fuck off any and all Cletus Kin. Fuck your trailer park. Fuck your pickup.

Fuck your Walmart. Fuck your church. Fuck your liquor store. Fuck your guns.Fuck your holiday decorations. Fuck your red MAGA hat. Fuck your butthurt feelings of betrayal.

I hope your spouse, children and coworkers all turn their backs on you. I hope your boss gives you eternal grief in your job. I hope you all get treated like shit at every turn by every person you meet. I hope all your lottery tickets are complete duds.

That's all for now Cletus. I am at a hospice right now watching a loved one dying. If it was within my power to have all Cletuses switched into that bed and have that man walk out with me do not think for a microsecond that I would hesitate to make that switch and take him home and leave you all to perish.

You lucky duckies can thank Crom I do not have that power.

But never ask me for anything ever. I sure as shit will never forgive you for what you have done.

Bks&Rcds's avatar

Sorry you are going through that. I understand what you mean and agree.