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Chris birds's avatar

Very disappointing and ridiculous.

SFoster's avatar

So true

Only wyt bois matter. We cheer when they win; cry when they lose

Rest of us get no victory laps, no pity parties

We are INVISIBLE

kmblue187's avatar

I can just hear the editor suggesting this story, too bad the reporter couldn't say "Fuck no!"

David's avatar

A full blooded American can only be a Native American, an indigenous person. Everyone else is a naturalized citizen or first gen, second gen, third gen American. Or a fucking invader.

Bec's avatar

I'm hoping this guy has some tendencies that are acrually congruous with his bible (or family he's been learning from and trying to do better) and the political change has emboldened him to broach actual tolerance with his intolerant “bible studies” buddies. It's a nice thought anyway.

“One of them even is big enough to suggest that these Democrats are Americans too and could possibly have some ideas.”

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

What cracks me up is that they actually found a bible study group. So it is SOLEMN. And SACRED. And don't you DARE attack them for their faith!

Jaysus, NYT, bricks to the head are more subtle

DemoCat's avatar

Feelings don’t vote, Americans do.

As I typed that, I realized I have no idea what it means, or what kind of joke or point I was trying to make. However, my reaction to this, the saddest NYT article ever written, is that although I’m an atheist, I’m praying for Texas republicans in their hour of confusion and anguish. These political swings always happen. Human decency…then pussy grabbing…then back to human decency, then back to pussy grabbing. It’s a tale as old as time. Do not fret, fellow Americans, the bigots and billionaires will rise again and we will all be slappin’ the spoons on our porches and grabbing women, just kissing and grabbing, and when you’re famous, they let you do it! Amen.

DemoCat's avatar

Feelings don’t vote, Americans do.

As I typed that, I realized I have no idea what it means, or what kind of joke or point I was trying to make. However, my reaction to this, the saddest NYT article ever written, is that although I’m an atheist, I’m praying for Texas republicans in their hour of confusion and anguish. These political swings always happen. Human decency…then pussy grabbing…then back to human decency, then back to pussy grabbing. It’s a tale as old as time. Do not fret, fellow Americans, the bigots and billionaires will rise again and we will all be slappin’ the spoons on our porches and grabbing women, just kissing and grabbing, and when you’re famous, they let you do it! Amen.

DemoCat's avatar

Feelings don’t vote, Americans do.

As I typed that, I realized I have no idea what it means, or what kind of joke or point I was trying to make. However, my reaction to this, the saddest NYT article ever written, is that although I’m an atheist, I’m praying for Texas republicans in their hour of confusion and anguish. These political swings always happen. Human decency…then pussy grabbing…then back to human decency, then back to pussy grabbing. It’s a tale as old as time. Do not fret, fellow Americans, the bigots and billionaires will rise again and we will all be slappin’ the spoons on our porches and grabbing women, just kissing and grabbing, and when you’re famous, they let you do it! Amen.

DemoCat's avatar

Feelings don’t vote, Americans do.

As I typed that, I realized I have no idea what it means, or what kind of joke or point I was trying to make. However, my reaction to this, the saddest NYT article ever written, is that although I’m an atheist, I’m praying for Texas republicans in their hour of confusion and anguish. These political swings always happen. Human decency…then pussy grabbing…then back to human decency, then back to pussy grabbing. It’s a tale as old as time. Do not fret, fellow Americans, the bigots and billionaires will rise again and we will all be slappin’ the spoons on our porches and grabbing women, just kissing and grabbing, and when you’re famous, they let you do it! Amen.

🍁  ꕷꖹꕷꗍ  🍂's avatar

"Gunther Peenwhistle" - I yam ded!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I cannot let go of Weedlord Bonerhitler

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tglmmk6epY

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Jonathan Lautman's avatar

Any jihadist or three -toothed MAGA racist can count on the Times for a shoulder to cry on. I canceled my subscription a year ago and it considerably improved my life.I recommend it.

Diane Zzzzz's avatar

Wah wah wah, SUCKKK IT UP BUTTERCUP!!!!

John W.'s avatar

The Texas panhandle is a a desolate, barren expanse of nothingness in the middle of nowhere. I know because I've unfortunately spent time there. How flat and devoid of vegetation is it? Well, the towns up there have names like Plainview, Levelland and No Trees. How desparate can the NY Times get???

Timothy M Dwyer's avatar

Newly discovered biblical verse outside of Armadildo, TX: “and above all, love thy neighbor as rhyself”….””Howinthehell did that get in here?”, said all at once before moving to Russia for “freedom”….