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Lordpnut's avatar

Though it's not the preferred option, in the alternative perhaps I could find work communicatin' and shit. I just picked up a cb radio in a second hand store for 99 cents. It a Tandy "one-hander" with all controls on the handset leaving my other hand free to...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

No one ever accused these twunts of thinking things through.

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Khavrinen's avatar

Someone should definitely tell them that.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

She thinks both sides are equally guilty. Look at antifa!

Yes, I HAVE pointed out to her that antifa hasn't killed anyone, and doesn't shoot up Walmarts.

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Khavrinen's avatar

What a surprise!

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tim gueguen's avatar

Given the return of vinyl, and even some people putting out music on cassette again, it's surprising there hasn't been a CB revival of some sort. They're still used by truckers and others of course, but you'd think someone popular with "the kids" would have latched onto them.

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Khavrinen's avatar

A bassoon?!?!!! That's pretty impressive!

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tim gueguen's avatar

And he'll probably be a Democrat again when all the consequences of his Presidency finally hit the fan. "He was never a real Republican! He was working for the Dems all along!"

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tim gueguen's avatar

"My God, Matt just murdered Ivanka on live TV. Cut her head off with a scimitar."

"Oh, I'm sure he had a real good reason. You going to his campaign rally Friday night?"

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Lordpnut's avatar

Radar love is difficult to cultivate without real-time digital images of your junk.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's sad to have to acknowledge that our lunatics Up Here are just as detached from the real world as yours Down There.

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Lordpnut's avatar

The at4 in my exploder is made in France and is a little more laid-back than the 4.0l engine made in Germany. Assembled in Mexico, it's a great American automobile. I'll be caravaning to the border next week, and I hope my papers are in order or I'll have to smoke my medication through an apple.

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Lordpnut's avatar

If he'd been a Confucian, he'd still be being debriefed at gitmo.

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disqus_hKU5bti8R5's avatar

Handmaid’s Tale anyone?

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Then Emperor Drumpfuck will rave about what 'tremendous ratings!' the broadcast received, only thereafter whining about the loss of his most favouritest sex object.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

If I have 30-40 feral Christofascist Terrorists in my front yard can I employ a 2nd Amendment solution?

Asking for a rural friend

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