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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I haven’t seen a one-man riot since Eddie Murphy was still funny.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Brooke. It's high time to melt ICE. The phony promise of going after the "worst of the worst" could not be more hollow. They are *not* a legitimate agency in any sense of the word. They arrest people who are at their immigration court dates, for fuck's sake! They go after nannies and grannies, not criminals. And their full-of-holes nets have been scooping up more and more citizens of this country. I'm hopeful that the new Democratic Congress will strip them of funding (including those $50,000 bribes to sign up) and send these members of Meal Team Six back to their couches or their mothers' basements.

Jamoche's avatar

The thing about California: the brown people were here before it was US territory.

PrimerGray's avatar

OT: I just got off the phone with one of my boss's clients. I see him at our location quite a bit but I'm not a loquacious type in person. It was a nice conversation and he was going to end with "You're all right, no matter what Bobby says about you, ha ha!" He then said that my "devil laugh" made him laugh.

I had no idea.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Meanwhile Latinos think it's a good idea to vote Republican . . .

josephebacon's avatar

Still got a bunch of younger Latinos I encounter in the YMCA locker room who remain loyal to Trump because they say "he's a man's man"...wearing their red hats and MAGA tattoos...

tek's avatar

Yeah, "Man's man" bragging 'bout checking out men's asses..

Edith Prickly's avatar

Yeah, the decrepit old geezer in makeup, cheap suits, lifts, a girdle and diapers. Unless a "man's man" means an unrepentant sexual predator.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Common Clay of the New West.

PrimerGray's avatar

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 guy is a man's man.

Uh huh.

goCatgo's avatar

Thanks Brooke! Good one!

Marlon Rando's avatar

I have never seen The Sopranos until just recently. Boning up on how our gov't operates,

helenasgarden's avatar

After recently watching the series, I finally get the subculture, the personality, the MO and the belief system.

josephebacon's avatar

Hmmmmmmmm. Considering the source because it's from Cenk and The Young Jerks...😏🤔

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham Paid Off 3 Male Escorts, Including One Who Was 17 at the Time — Explosive Documentary Alleges

A explosive documentary put out by the Young Turks and Swamp Watch Studios alleges that the late senator Lindsey Graham paid off several male escorts for sex, one of whom was 17 at the time.

“My name is Kelvin, and I had sex with Lindsey Graham when I was 17,” one of the escorts says in the clip from The CLOSETocracy, shared by The Young Turks on Thursday.

The film features “firsthand accounts from three men who allege paid sexual encounters with the late Sen. Lindsey Graham” and “examines the contrast between his alleged private conduct and his longstanding political opposition to LGBTQ+ rights,” according to a press release put out by The Young Turks.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/breaking-lindsey-graham-paid-off-3-male-escorts-including-one-who-was-17-at-the-time-explosive-documentary-alleges/

Edith Prickly's avatar

I can't come up with more than a shrug for this. It's not like it matters now.

tek's avatar

It seems strange that my first thought was "who cares? democracy hangs in the balance.. this is a minor distraction."

Mysterysurf's avatar

Also, I see "Young Turks" and my skepticalometer starts pinging.

josephebacon's avatar

Frankly I'm skeptical because it's coming from Cenk...

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

off topic

new local shop, wonk worthy! look at those goods!

https://www.matriarchri.com

lmurr's avatar

It's about time for heads on pikes. Nothing else has worked so far.

EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. We will need to Reconstruct these fuckers like we should have done initially.

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

Brace yourself everyone. Reports are coming out that Lindsay Graham was a frequent client of male escorts!

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

I’m whelmed by these accusations.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

In response to the news:

@3YearLetterman 1h

Is the bombshell in the room with us?

tek's avatar

I'm waiting for Trump to start talking about his ass.

Edith Prickly's avatar

Where is my fainting couch??

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

J. D. Vance borrowed it.

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

Vance is currently pounding it.

Edith Prickly's avatar

EWWWWWWWWW, guess I'm going couch shopping.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

"...video footage has appeared to contradict accounts by the agency..."

This is typical of other weak language used to protect bad actors in law enforcement. Like "officer involved shooting." Because they can't bring themselves to say "The officer shot someone." In this case the video showed the agency lied, and they should say that.

Schmannity's avatar

It's like Trump is an incompetent John Gotti and ICE is run by racist Sammy The Bull Gravano.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

This is not even a joke.

EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. Mobbed up fucking bitch. Always has been.

weejee's avatar

Getting close to Mafia libel.

EyeQueue's avatar

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CzechJournalists's avatar

hey everybody!! remember when CBP BORTAC actually did the right thing by ignoring dipshit local and state cops in Uvalde? they even waited way too long before doing their thing. seems like so long ago now.

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/05/27/uvalde-school-shooting-police-errors/

Menotsure's avatar

If they falsely accuse you of weaponizing your vehicle against them you may end up dead. If they actually weaponize their car against you, you may get lucky and only end up maimed. That's up to the fates.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"They also said he threw something at their car, even though it sure looks like he had both hands on the handlebars while the ICE vehicle drove at him the wrong way down a one-way neighborhood street"

Has Stephen Miller been alerted that brown people have apparently developed telekinesis?

It's in the Bible, people! Or at least in X-Men #322.

Jamoche's avatar

Yeah, well, according to Mythbusters, even if you're heading towards each other at highway speeds, it's not a serious threat.