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I have a feeling that in about 3 or 4 weeks when NY and CA are starting to see the virus declining and when TX and all the other red states see bodies lying in the streets because they didn't listen to the scientists, that a caravan of MAGA hatters will descend on us trying to mooch our sociamalisms

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That's very fun!

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Abbott's an asshat. That is all.

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If we come out of this less dependent on China for every single consumer good I'll feel better.

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A Judge put Tarrant County (Ft. Worth) into restriction last night, and I swear there are more people out and about today than yesterday.

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Qusay too?

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I saw that recently, it was good. I had read a biography of her years ago that said she had a fiance up east who died. Maybe that contributed to her singleness.

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When is Paxton going to trial????

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At the moment I haven't heard that any of his chinless offspring have been infected. Clearly they've been trying their best though.

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And Galt's Gulch comes to an untimely end...

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Big Cats' Revenge.

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Who knows. Last I heard the prosecutors were going to walk, but that was like a year ago.

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Perhaps the GOP could collect these remarks, put them all on paper, and distribute them widely so we can all wipe our asses with them?

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I hear you.

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A lot of us don’t like it. We’re working on it.

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I can see an armed caravan trying to blame NY and CA for their woes.

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