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Now might be a good time to rewatch that movie. Just so people will know how they are doing things/current daily routine, on the day to day at the White Palace
That Pizza Index was interesting, and proved DC is either cheap as hell or has lousy taste in pizza. Dominoβs and Papa Johnβs were packing them in - everybody else was quiet.
Just occurred to me theyβre probably feeding the Guard. Of course theyβre going to buy the cheap shit. Nothing too good for βthe troopsβ right?
Sky News at least provided confirmation that whether or not the Sheriff of Rotting-hand Forest is still ensconced within his mortal coil, Old Scratch still hasn't come to collect Sean Spicer, who lies just as feebly and obviously as always; I'm just left wondering if his shit-eating smile is natural or botox'd into place.
"Trump is not really the problem. Heβs a problem for sure, but the Supreme Court is the bigger problem."
I'm sorry, yes, SCOTUS is also a problem, but the biggest problem is that 77,302,580 Americans saw four years of a Trump presidency, plus four more years of Trump civil and felony convictions, and still decided last November that he was the best choice to lead the United States.
Seventy-seven million, three hundred two thousand, five hundred eighty.
Speaking of ππππ€ππ§π ππ πππ«π§π’π'π¬, special event announcement! Tomorrow, Wednesday night we will be doing a Surprise Movie Night. The post will go up at 8pm, we start watching at 9pm ET.
Because we here at Wonkette are servicey like that. Available with subscription on Disney+, AMC+, Hulu, Philo, and Sling TV. Free on DailyMotion with ads: https://dai.ly/x9lnyky
Wheeeeee!
I've got to make some popped corms so I can frowe them at the screene. :)
I love that idea birb!
Will do, thamke u, Nice Person Being. :)
Tomorrow night will be a good time to watch it for the first time. Thanks, Ziggy!
Oh boy!!!!!
Now might be a good time to rewatch that movie. Just so people will know how they are doing things/current daily routine, on the day to day at the White Palace
Please, please, make it "Death of Stalin"!
That is one funny movie. I love Iannucci's dark, dark, dark sense of humor.
Since TFG redecorated I call it the "Gold" House.
The Whore House
Ziggy, you are a hero!
I don't like to just use that word lightly, but Ziggy is the greatest hero in the history of America!
I do what I can! Spread the word, gonna be fun.
He wasnβt dead, he was at Burning Man.i saw him with a bunch of secret service at the trash fence with Daft Punk
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That Pizza Index was interesting, and proved DC is either cheap as hell or has lousy taste in pizza. Dominoβs and Papa Johnβs were packing them in - everybody else was quiet.
Just occurred to me theyβre probably feeding the Guard. Of course theyβre going to buy the cheap shit. Nothing too good for βthe troopsβ right?
Donnie's stiffing them on the higher pay they deserve. Of course they're going to buy the cheap shit.
"Jon Gruden is a POS, BTW." Not that I didn't already assume that anyway, since he was golfing with Dump.
Sky News at least provided confirmation that whether or not the Sheriff of Rotting-hand Forest is still ensconced within his mortal coil, Old Scratch still hasn't come to collect Sean Spicer, who lies just as feebly and obviously as always; I'm just left wondering if his shit-eating smile is natural or botox'd into place.
Ta, Marcie. I'm not holding my breath.
Back in the day, Communist leaders who were out of the public eye were said to βhave a coldβ.
Often the cold lasted for weeks while they ironed out who succeeded behind the scenes.
Wishing for WSJ to take this arse DOWN (now I have to wash my hands for 100 years.) Come through for democracy, Lizard King
Still trying to determine whether reports of an ambulance at the White House were credible. Probably not, but I can hope.
Trump's final act might just involve nuking the entire country. "If I'm dying, the rest of you motherfuckers are going with me!"
Have been waiting for Stephen King to re-write this ending for some time
You all are going to be so disappointed when we find out that he did die but Jesus resurrected him.
Checkmate libs!
He lives! SHIT!
"Trump is not really the problem. Heβs a problem for sure, but the Supreme Court is the bigger problem."
I'm sorry, yes, SCOTUS is also a problem, but the biggest problem is that 77,302,580 Americans saw four years of a Trump presidency, plus four more years of Trump civil and felony convictions, and still decided last November that he was the best choice to lead the United States.
Seventy-seven million, three hundred two thousand, five hundred eighty.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
( And those are just the ones who actually bothered to go to the polls. FSM knows how many more are wearing the red hats without having done that. )
TFW universal suffrage turns out to be a really bad idea after all.
Standing by for the Return of the Rending of Garments and Self-Flagellation (Cat-O-Nine Tails now half off!)