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ziggywiggy's avatar

Speaking of π–πžπžπ€πžπ§π 𝐀𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐒𝐞'𝐬, special event announcement! Tomorrow, Wednesday night we will be doing a Surprise Movie Night. The post will go up at 8pm, we start watching at 9pm ET.

Because we here at Wonkette are servicey like that. Available with subscription on Disney+, AMC+, Hulu, Philo, and Sling TV. Free on DailyMotion with ads: https://dai.ly/x9lnyky

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Parakeetist's avatar

Wheeeeee!

I've got to make some popped corms so I can frowe them at the screene. :)

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I love that idea birb!

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Parakeetist's avatar

Will do, thamke u, Nice Person Being. :)

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Tomorrow night will be a good time to watch it for the first time. Thanks, Ziggy!

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Oh boy!!!!!

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Anotherangle01's avatar

Now might be a good time to rewatch that movie. Just so people will know how they are doing things/current daily routine, on the day to day at the White Palace

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Pliny the Younger's avatar

Please, please, make it "Death of Stalin"!

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LP's avatar

That is one funny movie. I love Iannucci's dark, dark, dark sense of humor.

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Pub Option's avatar

Since TFG redecorated I call it the "Gold" House.

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magistra's avatar

The Whore House

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Ziggy, you are a hero!

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TerseNurse's avatar

I don't like to just use that word lightly, but Ziggy is the greatest hero in the history of America!

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Ziggy loves us!❀️❀️❀️

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I do what I can! Spread the word, gonna be fun.

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Liminal's avatar

He wasn’t dead, he was at Burning Man.i saw him with a bunch of secret service at the trash fence with Daft Punk

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

Good influencer advertisement for FlightRadar24

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Man Swings"

A Concise History of Sir, Golf, and the Birth of the 24-hour Omelet Stand.

Available for Preorder Now

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Mommadillo's avatar

That Pizza Index was interesting, and proved DC is either cheap as hell or has lousy taste in pizza. Domino’s and Papa John’s were packing them in - everybody else was quiet.

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Mommadillo's avatar

Just occurred to me they’re probably feeding the Guard. Of course they’re going to buy the cheap shit. Nothing too good for β€œthe troops” right?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Donnie's stiffing them on the higher pay they deserve. Of course they're going to buy the cheap shit.

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Stephen St John's avatar

"Jon Gruden is a POS, BTW." Not that I didn't already assume that anyway, since he was golfing with Dump.

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bakeneko's avatar

Sky News at least provided confirmation that whether or not the Sheriff of Rotting-hand Forest is still ensconced within his mortal coil, Old Scratch still hasn't come to collect Sean Spicer, who lies just as feebly and obviously as always; I'm just left wondering if his shit-eating smile is natural or botox'd into place.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I'm not holding my breath.

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JoanneQ's avatar

Back in the day, Communist leaders who were out of the public eye were said to β€œhave a cold”.

Often the cold lasted for weeks while they ironed out who succeeded behind the scenes.

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Amezed's avatar

Wishing for WSJ to take this arse DOWN (now I have to wash my hands for 100 years.) Come through for democracy, Lizard King

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meh's avatar

Still trying to determine whether reports of an ambulance at the White House were credible. Probably not, but I can hope.

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DeathPanelTruck's avatar

Trump's final act might just involve nuking the entire country. "If I'm dying, the rest of you motherfuckers are going with me!"

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Amezed's avatar

Have been waiting for Stephen King to re-write this ending for some time

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Alternative Dog's avatar

You all are going to be so disappointed when we find out that he did die but Jesus resurrected him.

Checkmate libs!

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Mexfiles's avatar

He lives! SHIT!

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"Trump is not really the problem. He’s a problem for sure, but the Supreme Court is the bigger problem."

I'm sorry, yes, SCOTUS is also a problem, but the biggest problem is that 77,302,580 Americans saw four years of a Trump presidency, plus four more years of Trump civil and felony convictions, and still decided last November that he was the best choice to lead the United States.

Seventy-seven million, three hundred two thousand, five hundred eighty.

Fuuuuuuuuuck

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Khavrinen's avatar

( And those are just the ones who actually bothered to go to the polls. FSM knows how many more are wearing the red hats without having done that. )

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Ron Spangler's avatar

TFW universal suffrage turns out to be a really bad idea after all.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Standing by for the Return of the Rending of Garments and Self-Flagellation (Cat-O-Nine Tails now half off!)

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