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phoenix00's avatar

Assuming actual "billionaire"

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SnarkON's avatar

Or in the subway, with those great acoustics.

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Doug Langley's avatar

I must admit that thanks to Kasich, I could get on Medicaid, which is a really sweet deal. On the downside, his cuts to education ensured that I qualified for it.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Evidently most of that is other people's money too.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

It's hard to watch such tiny, tiny hands though!

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

America is getting a crash course in why we don't let oligarchs run the government directly and why we have a political class in the first place. Trump got elected largely because he's not a politician, but, by his own account, he was always a political player behind the scenes anyway. Now we're witnessing what happens when the political class is removed as a buffer between the ruling class and the masses. I fear this will get much worse.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

How nice for you - and why should I care if you had a confusing experience in the Port Authority bus terminal?

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Naytch's avatar

And wash some more clean pots...

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Naytch's avatar

Entrepreneurs will develop an app to let you calculate the risk of death or maiming based on your GPS location, type of jerb and which fine, upstanding Corporate Being you swear fealty, um apply to. It will only require one finger or puffs on a straw to let the already disfigured (dis-fingered?) use it.

Just need a catchy name... OSHIT instead of OSHA?Occupation Statistical Historic Injury Tracker? Too long? Will it remind us of what once was?

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willi0000000's avatar

anybody who would cash a check for $0.13 isn't going to just leave the checks in a desk drawer to be found by the next POTUS.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You download them from libtard.com. The password is Soros spelled backwards.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Yo to the Kingfish!

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willi0000000's avatar

are you really unaware?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I still have a soft spot for Cheeto-faced shitgibbon.

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Dazza's avatar

Blocked for slandering a city and a state for no good reason - and doubling down when called out.

TL;DR - Blocked for being a douche

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SnarkON's avatar

You can't handle the truth!

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