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DrBDH's avatar

When Travis started dating Taylor, I wondered when the Chiefs would start wearing spangled leotards but I guess her considerable powers don’t extend to NFL uniform rules.

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Mary Jones's avatar

I competed in the late '70's - early '80's, and they didn't used to be cut to give you a wedgie for the enjoyment of the spectators. So next time you're marvelling at Simone, just think how much more pleasant it would be for her not to compete with the persistent wedgie! You also get deductions for tugging on your leotard, and I hear the rhinestones are super -scratchy and uncomfortable. I love the German women's team unitards.

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Rhiannon's avatar

Dress codes for sports? If there'a difference between mens and women's, that's always some bullshit.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Dress codes are always about control.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. The worst thing about high school gym was the ugly, poorly-fitted uniforms. I was a gymnast, but never competed. I did it to increase my strength. My ballet teacher asked me to choose between gymnastics and ballet, and ballet won.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I had a lacrosse skirt! But they gave us the option of shorts my second year at that school. It was a big deal and we all thought the times were a-changin'. This was the 70s. Never think the fight is over.

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Men's gymnastics is my fave Olympic sport.

The core strength on those guys!

Damn!

(And the rings are just super-human!)

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Pexas Teat's avatar

But imagine how much better the sport would be if they were in bikinis!

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Lol!

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Now do beach volleyball!

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carovee's avatar

Please do beach volleyball. Those bikini bottoms can't be comfortable.

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

Definitely unrelated, but for years I have been trying to find a clip from John Waters' excellent "Desperate Living" in which Queen Carlotta (played by the venerable Edith Massey, whom my otherwise piece-of-shit father had the honor of meeting once when he went on a pilgrimage to her junk shop in Fells Point) claps and brays, "take it oooofffff, let's see some assss!" while her leather-boy honor guard languidly asks, "like this, Your Majesty?" while performing the most disaffected striptease ever.

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Liminal's avatar

Make the men wear what the Aussies call "budgie smugglers"

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

don’t get me started on reasons to not support the olympics, as they are numerous, but show me a pedophile who misses the summer olympics & i'll show you a visually impaired pedophile …

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

The sexy uniforms have one purpose: To remind women "athletes," that they are just eye candy for the guys, and don't have to be taken seriously.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Gymnastics. Stemming from the Greek word gymnos, or naked.

I look forward to the Olympics returning to the classical ideal.

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Cryny's avatar

The ultimate dress code solution.

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Phried Ω's avatar

A better and cheaper solution than school uniforms.

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Daniel's avatar

Also the word "tics" meaning "a sudden and repetitive motor movement or vocalization that is not rhythmic and involves discrete muscle groups."

It was not necessarily as graceful and elegant historically as it is now.

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The Wanderer's avatar

LMAO

True!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'll bet there was olive oil involved.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

There was a market amongst high ranking Roman women to buy the olive oil used to oil gladiators

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"M"'s avatar

Fukui

I think you are making that up

🤢

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northern point's avatar

have strigil, will travel

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

wait, before it was applied,

or after?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

After, of course after.

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"M"'s avatar

IKR?

That took me a minute

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The Wanderer's avatar

Real gladiator aficionados would collect and sniff the combatants' dung to gauge their health before a match.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

aaaaand I'm out, sorry

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The Wanderer's avatar

They were a strange bunch.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Partly for status, partly for the idea that some of their vigor would rub off on the women.

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Daniel's avatar

Partly because it made great pesto.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(giggling inappropriately)

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"M"'s avatar

Yes 😂😂

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

Heh heh rub off

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The Wanderer's avatar

(giggling)

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The Wanderer's avatar

Ho, yass . . .

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

modern pentathlon would be moar painful, I think, what with swordplay and horses and such

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mzf's avatar

Not to mention rifles and bullets.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

The waggle during the discus should be given extra points for the slap sound on release.

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Daniel's avatar

Nude long jump just sounds potentially very, very uncomfortable.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Hell yes.

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Daniel's avatar

Naked hurdles.

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"M"'s avatar

I think they tried that and there is a reason that went away

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

I have bad body dysmorphia problems and I'm not even in a high pressure, high performance athletic environment, I can't imagine how bad it must be for these women.

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"M"'s avatar

It's horrible and can scar you for life

Can confirm

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gratuitous's avatar

I told my wife her underwear was too tight and far too revealing, and she said, "Fine! Wear your own underwear from now on."

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Brando's avatar

Swish!

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Snarfyguy's avatar

I can't wait to get home and rip my girlfriend's bra off.

The straps are so uncomfortable!

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The Wanderer's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Darn you, gratuitous. You just caused me to startle the cats!

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Rhand Holm's avatar

All this talk about uniforms and clothing and yet, not a word about the most offensive of all; wearing socks with sandals.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I wore socks with Tevas when rafting down the Grand Canyon. No fucking way was I going to risk sunburn on the top of my feet.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

There's something to be said for experience.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

There is even more to be said about learning from someone else's experience.

It's usually called progress.

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counterlife's avatar

I wear socks with sandals because my feet are always cold, no matter the weather. I've grown to like the look a great deal. I think Birks and socks look pretty damn stylish. I did not know I was offensive. Sigh.

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Caepan's avatar

When I retire, I'll adopt the "Bermuda shorts with black socks and dress loafers" look.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I wear socks with sandals when I choose to go full Retirement Drag.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

I wear socks with sandals because I don't want to offend with my grody toes.

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Or Crocs with no socks. Or just Crocs period.

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"M"'s avatar

Are Crocs still standard chef wear?

Or did that fad go out with Mario Batali's harassment charges...?

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northern point's avatar

not all crocs! my crocs are vintage - made in canada, purchased in provincetown in a shop called 'last plane out' a very very long time ago.

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Jjamie's avatar

I thought Crocs were created in Colorado

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Eileen's avatar

Last Flight Out!!!!!!!!!

I know that place very well! And we have purchased items from it, also too!!!!!!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Mario Batali has entered the chat and got arrested

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"M"'s avatar

I will scroll down next time, I promise

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Snarfyguy's avatar

"Low self-esteem and appearance anxiety can be seeded early on in a girl’s life, especially when puberty kicks in and body satisfaction is already in decline. This can lead to teenage girls developing a body image or eating disorder, and dropping out of physical activity altogether."

We have a 12 year old girl and this kind of shit freaks me out.

It freaks her out even more, obvs, but man it's a hard time all around.

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