Cory Booker may finally have put an end to his reign atop the infamous criminal syndicate of Newark, New Jersey, with a brazen B&E in front of multiple witnesses. The Democrat "mayor" has admitted entering a building without permission of its owners and forcibly carrying out a woman who was inside. He claims
Well of course they know each other well enough to conspire how to kidnap all the white women (and murder the men), but that's not "really knowing", ya know?
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie commented "I would have liked to help, but I'm pretty busy conducting restaurant kitchen inspections."
As usual, you're better off avoiding the comments on the news article. Big topic: Booker was obviously faking his smoke inhalation, since he was able to tweet about it on the way to the hospital.
Amazingly, no one seems to have accused him of setting the fire - at least not yet.
what did he do to the big one?
Well of course they know each other well enough to conspire how to kidnap all the white women (and murder the men), but that's not "really knowing", ya know?
It's been a schlong week...
Also, the <a href="http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/picture\/105278" target="_blank">Borough of Brooklyn</a>.
Of course, while Krugman can throw up blog posts any time, his op-eds are only published Mondays and Fridays.
And there&#039;s no way a black man could possibly &quot;really know&quot; anyone, even his next door neighbor.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie commented &quot;I would have liked to help, but I&#039;m pretty busy conducting restaurant kitchen inspections.&quot;
Have you ever looked up into a tree and seen a cat skeleton?
What day is Penis Day on Wonkette?
All of them, Katie.
Attila T. Hun?
And he&#039;ll sit between Sec. of the Treasury Paul Krugman and Sec. of Defense Dennis Kucinich at the State of the Union.
Goddamn it, I thought Penis Day was over.
If he&#039;d gone into the fire, he&#039;d be...(wait for it)...Chris Crispy!
Fortunately they couldn&#039;t find any Skittles.
Sec. of Education Bill Ayers will stay behind at the White House as per emergency contingency to serve as acting president.
As usual, you&#039;re better off avoiding the comments on the news article. Big topic: Booker was obviously faking his smoke inhalation, since he was able to tweet about it on the way to the hospital.
Amazingly, no one seems to have accused him of setting the fire - at least not yet.