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If the average peedrinker's phallus is so thin as not to even hit the sides, why do they need Astroglide?

Treat sex like a game of Operation, fun for the whole family!

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No worries. al Queda discharged* most of its English translators for being gay under the "Don't Question Allah, Don't Blaspheme" policy. ________________________________ * beheaded

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So long as they leave the nation's chicken choking points alone.

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I never trusted Thomas The Tank Engine

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What is Julian Assange leaking now? How will this leakage be handled?

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Part Bill Maher's hair on the side

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