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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

The tiny granule of truthiness that started the litter box in schools narrative is - I read somewhere, maybe not true - that some teachers kept litter boxes in case they had to barricade themselves and their students in the classroom against a shooter. I really have nothing to add to that.

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Maybe's avatar

First, Joe Biden is not a furry. Halloween costumes do not constitute admittable evidence. They are costumes worn on one night for a specific occasion that encourages wearing costumes.

I do think they should impeach Biden for being a furry because 1) it would be hilarious and 2) if convicted, it would make Kamala Harris President. Something Magats don't seem to have figured out.

Second, it is irrelevant. Not being a furry is not a requirement to be President. Being something approaching sane is; that's trumpy I'm referring to.

I'd much rather have a furry President than a malicious narcissist.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

My sister pretend bit her baby granddaughter's belly yesterday at my dad's 90th birthday celebration. I growled at my nieces two kids while they were jumping on the trampoline, both of which elicited squeals of joy.

Where's our NewsMax story?

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James Yakura's avatar

Somehow, when it comes to talk about how furries are terrible and should never be around children, the idea that every school should have a communal fursona - sorry, a sports mascot - never seems to get challenged.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

See ya glad I won't be ya.

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Louise's avatar

Newsmax Guy has forgotten how to be a human. People dress up on Halloween! Grandpas play with kids! We all like to have fun once in a while! Seriously dude, get help. Eat a Snickers. Stop being a dick.

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TexasDumb's avatar

These people are weirdos.

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Maybe's avatar

And not in a good way.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Love it! They are so desperate for something to talk about they go all FURRIES!!!!

Big whiny babies.

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honey the monster's avatar

We live in the dumbest timeline.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Besides the fact that normal people know how to get babies to laugh, Dr. Jill's panda costume is likely a nod to the US getting 2 new giant pandas for the national zoo, from China,

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Stephanie's avatar

Who of us does not love to put a baby's weetle foot into their mouth? Are these people made of stone?

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Their hearts might be but their brains definitely are.

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Tosca's avatar

They will take my cow onsie from my cold, dead hands.

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Maybe's avatar

They would be delighted to do so.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

We will defend your onsie to the death!

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Dyna Moe's avatar

They're going to alienate all the Nazi Furries in their audience

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Dyna Moe's avatar

(it is a thing)

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Michael Bowen's avatar

I remember reading about Nazis popping up at Furry conventions and thinking "this really has to be some sort of joke".

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marxalot's avatar

Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, with an air conditioner in her head.

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William Jones's avatar

Where does Newsmax get these dingbats?

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oscarphile's avatar

OANN had a yard sale

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I Stedman's avatar

Somebody sneezed during font selection?

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Amazon.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Joe got weird with the kids after that."

The photo this weirdo shows is of Biden engaging with an infant the way you can engage with an infant.

My guess is that Newsmax’s Rob Schmitt is single and staying that way.

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William Jones's avatar

Let’s hope he doesn’t breed.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Heavens no! Poor kids.

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Maybe's avatar

Poor future civilization.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I think Jill Biden was maybe trolling conservatives and their furry obsession.

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