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Gammarae's avatar

why do we never see the characters peeing in mission impossible?

Thixotropickle's avatar

Tell ya wut Finny old chap, I’m happy to whip out my ol’ grey trouser snake and piss on your leg while telling you it’s raining.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Not kinkshaming, but could this guy's fixation on e.t. water sports and scat just being processed through his repression and what this televised segment really was was a plaintive cry for acceptance?

At the risk of irony overload, I move that we make it known that all people of Goodwill accept him exactly how he is.

Harryr's avatar

"Girls were girls and men were men". Obligatory Buck Angel/Bailey Jay meme.

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/djt61r/certified_bruh_moment/

The Cygnus Effect's avatar

Oh for crying out loud. Are ALL of them this out of touch?!?!?!

PeteWa's avatar

“They’re smaller, big eyes, big heads, weak, stringy little arms, pale, no gender.”

The Klingon Empire has entered the chat, and they are angry.

Gammarae's avatar

this guy would LOVE the klingons--until he saw the menu, anyway

Hollysdower's avatar

This must be the only motherfucker who didn't see Mars Attacks.

ERISunveiled's avatar

Could you imagine HILTON hotels being synonymous with"cheap motel"?

I can. Like if you made a private equity firm that bought them and licensed the name to*anyone

"Anyone?"

aaaaaanyoneee!!!

Erisian's avatar

"the aliens he sees in movies are skinny, androgynous creatures that fail to conform to earthling gender roles, which he seems to believe are quite literally universal"

I readily admit that I'm an illegal alien... from the planet ZZylvqi. I have one vagina, two penises, three boobs, and one asshole which I have nicknamed, among others, Finnerty.

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"And then you think about what’s happening here, back on Earth right now on the left, where masculinity is being erased. And somehow in less than 100 years, we went from this right here, men being men, when that was accepted — these are the men who built the Empire State Building"

* Actually, Robbie, those on the left aren't erasing masculinity, just trying to obliterate the toxic masculinity that passes as being macho within the RINO/MAGA ranks.

* A word of advise to this idiotic squawking head: references to "the men who built the Empire State Building" is not acceptable to the Right wingnuts. It flies in the face of their racist beliefs. The Empire State Bldg would not have been built without Indigenous Americans: specifically Mohawk ironworkers who were critical during construction.

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"But could you ever imagine seeing something like that at a city council meeting when you were growing up in America? That would never happen."

As much as I dislike saying this but Finnerty is correct here. When I was growing up drag shows were produced in dingy back rooms, homosexuality was illegal (see: Stonewall Riots, which occurred a year after I graduated from college), and trans people were scared shitless to come out of the closet like everyone else in the LGBTQ+ community. In many locales either of the last two could lead to lynching.

fnord

Glennis Waterman's avatar

“You never have seen an alien peeing standing up in a movie“ - how many movies show aliens peeing at all?

Lois Henry's avatar

I’d watch that.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

“In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

clairence's avatar

"You never have seen an alien peeing standing up in a movie"

>generally, movies skip over most bodily functions because it ruins the fantasy

Glennis Waterman's avatar

I’m wondering what kind of bathroom fixtures aliens have.

Gammarae's avatar

gold, baby, pure gold!

ERISunveiled's avatar

According to the church of the subgenius (do your research!) the Greys eliminate waste through their pores which makes them quite smelly

ERISunveiled's avatar

And greasy!

I imagine the greased up deaf guy as an alien

You'll never catch me!!

Stephen St John's avatar

Damn, what a weirdo! Every time I see a right wing video it disturbs me to think there are so many of them out there peddling noxious crap. And that a lot of people believe it.

Craig Swarts's avatar

Mango Mussolini's love of The Village People never stops being funny....