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But to tan Tucker's balls you need a magnifying glass! I'm thinking the situation would be sort of like a sadistic kid with ants.

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Take a moment to realize that Rupert Murdoch could stop this with a single phone call

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Of course Carlson can't change his position on Putin, it would be considered a breach of their contract

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If Tuckems Shwangsums (the “g” is silent) thought he could get away with it he’d be at the Kremlin right now tanning peanuts with Pootie yukking it up. He’s already done the equivalent with Orban in Hungary. These anti democratic fuckstix are a dangerous fifth column that needs to be dealt with before they conspire against our republic again lest they succeed this time.

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