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"He likes them even younger than I do" that's one hell of an admission right there.

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No, they are digging another subbasement for T-Rump and his ilk. Dennis Hastert isn't creepy enough to live down there.

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Yeah, but self-hating gay is a different type. Nobody wants to be with a Log Cabin boy, unless they are getting paid, of course.

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Gosh, you sure are generous to Coach Denny. "Abused" is a word that covers so much. He didn't spank kids or yell at them, he anally raped teenage boys. Seems like instead of "abused," maybe we should say he turned their lives into never-ending nightmares.

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Republicans believe that once they ask God for forgiveness, all past indiscretions are forgiven and in the past. Just like the people who were the biggest mouths during Bill Clinton's impeachment, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Henry Hyde , Government Reform and Oversight Committee Chairman Dan Burton, Rep. Helen Chenoweth, and Newt the Horndawg Gingrich, all were found to be cheating cheater cheaters to their spouses, yet God forgave them.

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Gee, a guy who thought it was a good idea to sit in a chair and watch teenage boys in the shower, and another good idea to fuck some of them in the ass, also thought that it was a good idea to shut half the country's population out of the political process. Who could ever have thought that those two things might be related? After all, character has nothing to do with politics except when some Republican says so.

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Yet Harvey Weinstein is that worst human on the planet - (according to Ted Nugent - known pedophile and pants shitter)

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Well, Venus wouldn't work; that's a girl's name.

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Do we have a direct affidavit from God on that, or do we just take these scumbags' say-so?

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Exactly. What kind of sewer has Newsweek sunk in?

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There is an ocean-wide gap between "reentering society" and being asked for his opinions.

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Without an actual god, their say-so will just have to be trusted!

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I always called 'em "NewSpeak".

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But, but, but.... they SAID jeebus forgave them, so...

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Wow, THEY want to do down that route?

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I miss this guy, And Molly.

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