SB: Not only did he have to pay people to be his friend - which, as you say, under normal circumstances is pathetic - he probably didn't even know he was doing it! With an ego the size of his wife's friend in that photo, I'm guessing he really thought 1,300,000 people would follow him.
Dr. Shaden Freud, O. Blivious, Bee Fuddled (Michele Bachmann keeps asking her for money one of my email acounts), Dee Ranged, Sir Cumference, Anita Handjob (stole that one from the National Lampoon High School Yearbook - still a classic) - the list just goes on and on.
In the same vein, how does "Homo Erectus" sound as a Wonkette handle? Too subtle?
If one drew a Ven diagram of (A.) People likely to use Twitter; and (B.) People who like Ole Newt - the two circles just wouldn't ever overlap.
I hope the old fucker fades into obscurity. When you choose a first name that means your an amphibian in the salamander family, you've lost all credibility in my house for any form of fucking leadership. Hell, call yourself turd for all I care.
Wait, so you're telling me I could get paid to create fake twatter accounts to follow people nobody likes? And the twatter is filled with people nobody likes spewing idiocy? I need to get on this so I can get "job creator" rich and stop paying taxes.
Damn, I never get in on the ground floor. Guess I'm destined to earn my hobo beans rather than grift my way to a Gulfstream.
That's Pedophant, the new Republican Mascot!
Why, if it isn't Juan Thing!
SB: Not only did he have to pay people to be his friend - which, as you say, under normal circumstances is pathetic - he probably didn't even know he was doing it! With an ego the size of his wife's friend in that photo, I'm guessing he really thought 1,300,000 people would follow him.
Which is even more pathetic.
Although also pretty sweet.
You can't tell the difference after dark.
That photo is terrible - Ole Newt has really let himself go.
You laugh now, but those names are all on voter lists -- and they're all Republicans.
I think you misunderstand what it means when Newt "boots" a wife.
Dr. Shaden Freud, O. Blivious, Bee Fuddled (Michele Bachmann keeps asking her for money one of my email acounts), Dee Ranged, Sir Cumference, Anita Handjob (stole that one from the National Lampoon High School Yearbook - still a classic) - the list just goes on and on.
In the same vein, how does "Homo Erectus" sound as a Wonkette handle? Too subtle?
If one drew a Ven diagram of (A.) People likely to use Twitter; and (B.) People who like Ole Newt - the two circles just wouldn't ever overlap.
I like the photo of Meghan McCanns on the elephant a lot more.
well obviously this is obama's fault.
Might be David Wu ... it's exactly the same pose!
I hope the old fucker fades into obscurity. When you choose a first name that means your an amphibian in the salamander family, you've lost all credibility in my house for any form of fucking leadership. Hell, call yourself turd for all I care.
Wait, so you're telling me I could get paid to create fake twatter accounts to follow people nobody likes? And the twatter is filled with people nobody likes spewing idiocy? I need to get on this so I can get "job creator" rich and stop paying taxes.
Is Lou Sarah a follower?