Hey, it's everyone's favorite adulterous grifter, on the Twitter. What is Newt up to these days? "Great visit to the academy of natural sciences in philadelphia today-love the dinosaurs and the historic collection," he wrote Tuesday. When some librul jokester tweeted back, "Come on, you don't really believe in dinosaurs," Newt responded with the tweet above. Is it legal to keep a dinosaur's skull in your office? Probably not. But if Newt does it, it is. And then Newt tweeted "@OneTokenBlack" for no apparent reason.
Newt talks to NewsMax about the DOMA decision and sez:
Gingrich even suggested that, if a “President Sarah Palin” had taken a similar action, there would have been immediate calls for her impeachment. (Speaker Gingrich stressed that we are not currently in a constitutional crisis, nor was he calling for the direct impeachment of the president. His statements were meant to illustrate the hypocrisy of the left and the mainstream media.)
"I believe the House Republicans next week should pass a resolution instructing the president to enforce the law and to obey his own constitutional oath, and they should say if he fails to do so that they will zero out [defund] the office of attorney general and take other steps as necessary until the president agrees to do his job."
<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20110228\/ap_on_el_ge\/us_gingrich2012" target="_blank">Newt is almost kind of sort of ready to maybe think about announcing he may or may nor run.</a>
I&#039;ll bet he looked at that thing from time-to-time and just wondered ... wondered .... Until the day he locked the door for a little Tyrannosaurus Sex. Then wondered if man-on-dinosaur is wrong, he don&#039;t wanna be Right.
The marital histories of Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh make me realize that some women really can&#039;t be explained. Sure, Rush has a lot of money but how much can you enjoy money when you have to sleep next to that every night?
Yes! It was wrapped in the Shroud of Turin which was on sale a Penney&#039;s and looks exactly like their Tuscan Village Collection bath towel. The so-called &quot;Jesus fossil&quot; was really just some pita bread that -- like all pita bread -- looks like it has a face on it. But Newt&#039;s a good Catholic boy and he ate &quot;the body of Christ&quot; on the way back to the office.
Newt talks to NewsMax about the DOMA decision and sez:
Gingrich even suggested that, if a &ldquo;President Sarah Palin&rdquo; had taken a similar action, there would have been immediate calls for her impeachment. (Speaker Gingrich stressed that we are not currently in a constitutional crisis, nor was he calling for the direct impeachment of the president. His statements were meant to illustrate the hypocrisy of the left and the mainstream media.)
&quot;I believe the House Republicans next week should pass a resolution instructing the president to enforce the law and to obey his own constitutional oath, and they should say if he fails to do so that they will zero out [defund] the office of attorney general and take other steps as necessary until the president agrees to do his job.&quot;
<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20110228\/ap_on_el_ge\/us_gingrich2012" target="_blank">Newt is almost kind of sort of ready to maybe think about announcing he may or may nor run.</a>
The term &quot;skull-fucking&quot; must be out there for a reason, right?
Of course he believes in dinosaurs. There&#039;s a whole slew of them that still vote republican.
Beat me to it. I was going to ask if it were legal to display the skull of one of his wives that way.
But that&#039;s the beauty(?) of being married to Rush - none of that bed stuff is required. For the woman, I mean.
Eat dino dick Newt.
<em>I always wanted to be a dinosaur collector or a zookeeper</em>
Makes him perfect to lead the Tea Party.
I&#039;ll bet he looked at that thing from time-to-time and just wondered ... wondered .... Until the day he locked the door for a little Tyrannosaurus Sex. Then wondered if man-on-dinosaur is wrong, he don&#039;t wanna be Right.
And so much girth.
The marital histories of Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh make me realize that some women really can&#039;t be explained. Sure, Rush has a lot of money but how much can you enjoy money when you have to sleep next to that every night?
Yes! It was wrapped in the Shroud of Turin which was on sale a Penney&#039;s and looks exactly like their Tuscan Village Collection bath towel. The so-called &quot;Jesus fossil&quot; was really just some pita bread that -- like all pita bread -- looks like it has a face on it. But Newt&#039;s a good Catholic boy and he ate &quot;the body of Christ&quot; on the way back to the office.