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Dear Karma, Sorry to bother you but I happen to know someone who should be eaten alive by a Polar Bear. If you’re interested please get in touch. Sincerely, MG

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Wolverine maybe?

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I must be a Luddite because absolutely nothing about tweeting appeals to me. Especially if it means I'd get Important Updates like Newt mashed out using his ham-hock-sized-thumbs.

Nevertheless, only 21 people re-tweeted this gem. Sarah Palin gets more re-tweeting with just the letter "T". So suck it Newt, that makes SP a winner in someone's book. ("book" ha ha -- like anyone even knows what those are anymore.)

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to be fair, leaving VA in january to go to sheboygan WI makes about as much sense as anything else newt has ever done.

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He can spell "Sheboygan" but not "Lake Michigan?"

Lakke? His daughter went swimming in a potato pancake?

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Polar bears, meet your friend the whale.

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That obese fuck must have went to the ITT Technical Institute Sarah Palin School of Twattering - another shining example of a teatard who can't spell or conjugate a sentence.

Excuse me while I go move my bowels and clean up with his old "Contract With America."

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