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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Lion, tiger, AND bear libelz. The trifecta!

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

The newt who didn't get better (aka the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man) and the result of a carnival barker mating with a punmpkin. What could be derpier?

S Graves's avatar

I don't think that any scandal is going to sink Billery. Gawd knows there are lots of them...but the acolytes just pretend.

Alan's avatar

Where do all these nutcases go for the 3 1/2 years between elections?

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

The state of Denmark... because something's damn sure rotten here.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Chances are nonzero only if one has a fetish for child labor, separate water fountains, asbestos, and/or flaming rivers.

Doug Langley's avatar

Well, it is odd that anyone could be just like Trump.

Mintie's avatar

If that "man" ever showed up in my house--which would never happen, since I'm 15 years over his preferred age group for women--I'd beat him to death with the toilet plunger while sobbing hysterically.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Aaaaannnnnd, Ryan is a fool if he thinks that promised concessions from Trump are actual concessions. The Trump system is to make contracts, break them, and make you settle for the smallest of scintilla of what you thought you were going to get.

Why would he change that strategy for Paul Ryan?

Rick Hill's avatar

I just said much the same thing to Mr Blobfish. Amazing the fools that still swallow his line of shit after everyone else has spit it out and crying because they just had a mouthful of shit.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

The Donald Trump Experience? Is that the psychedelic rock band whose rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner consists entirely of farts?

Iam Reading's avatar

So, a rape apologist covering for a rapist. Swell.