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I sure did miss the Newt. The level of professional hypocrisy hit an all time low while he was gone. I sure am getting jazzed up about this investigation so thank you for running down the list of players and non players.

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Well, I suspect that 100K Londoners lining his parade route and at a signal mooning him might rank right up there.

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In French, "le mieux" literally means "the best" (before Trump tried to debase the whole concept of "the best.")

And even if we yinzers can only approximately pronounce his name, he is the best.

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That, too.

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That's right, but he wasn't just a dean. He was the president of the university, hand-picked, no doubt, by the board of trustees to again transform the school into a university its football team can be proud of. Sic 'em bears, so to speak.

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A couple of times.

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I have always felt that Orly Taitz was a sore on a donkey's nut sack not a name.

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I nominate Danno off Hawaii Five O

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Remember Ken Starr when he covered up the statue in the DOJ because it was only partly clothed

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Melania will do the servicing it is what she knows and she's good at it

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Bengal tigers in california. Makes sense

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That's a very good idea. They will also learn a useful skill.

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i don't user that word lightly . . . i don't think a lot of things condemned by many others are obscene . . . and you are entirely correct when you said "That is obscene."

[ that's right up there with a rich person hurting others to get more money ]

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can't remember who (an old, i am) said:

"newt gingrich is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like"

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good news!

if i remember correctly (and this time i think i do) the only election Tip O'Neil ever lost was the one where he didn't bother campaigning in his own neighborhood . . . he figured everybody knew him already . . . and they probably did!

[ difference between Ds and Rs . . . Tip learned from his experience ]

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