Race expert What was that whole thing a few days back just after the Dallas shootings, when Newt Gingrich was all, "Hey white people, you actually don't understand what it's like to be black in America" and stuff? His actual quote was very nice, and we all wondered if maybe Newtie was having a stroke:
It might depend upon what kind of church can drag female bait across his path. From Baptist to Catholic, maybe he could be converted (and not even posthumously) to Mormonism by a lissom latter-day lass. Or perhaps a comely Scientology cutie will catch his ever-roving eye.
He might even come full circle and go Baptist again, Are there any hot Westboro gals who are available to make the ultimate sacrifice?
I would suggest some liberal mainline Protestant (or even *gasp* Unitarian) gal take one for the team and convert him for the purposes of re-education, but I can't imagine any would let themselves be commodified that way. Especially since it doesn't seem likely to work.
HAHI thought you meant an old school night cap and figured you must be terribly fancy, then wondered why it was so annoying, then got sidetracked thinking about the probabilities for it to land perfectly on your head. It was only then that I realized you were talking about a drink.
If we absolutely must insert Newtie into an iconic American movie image, couldn't it be Vivien Leigh (Newt) hoist on the strong arms of Clark Gable (Trump) on the backdrop of Atlanta (Ohio and the entire red state coalition) in flames (thanks to global warming.)
It might depend upon what kind of church can drag female bait across his path. From Baptist to Catholic, maybe he could be converted (and not even posthumously) to Mormonism by a lissom latter-day lass. Or perhaps a comely Scientology cutie will catch his ever-roving eye.
He might even come full circle and go Baptist again, Are there any hot Westboro gals who are available to make the ultimate sacrifice?
Microsoft Gay 10? And what about those AIDS rings y'all got? Have they been digitized yet?
I would suggest some liberal mainline Protestant (or even *gasp* Unitarian) gal take one for the team and convert him for the purposes of re-education, but I can't imagine any would let themselves be commodified that way. Especially since it doesn't seem likely to work.
Sour grapes from not being able to snuggle up to Trump
Yeah, that was lazy, all right. Shiftless, even.
So much unlike such a physically fit specimen as Newtie.
But remember that belt buckles are just as aggressive. As many people die each year from belt buckles as from guns.
still trying to wrap head around reports today race relations today, but thanks for trying!
HAHI thought you meant an old school night cap and figured you must be terribly fancy, then wondered why it was so annoying, then got sidetracked thinking about the probabilities for it to land perfectly on your head. It was only then that I realized you were talking about a drink.
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If we absolutely must insert Newtie into an iconic American movie image, couldn't it be Vivien Leigh (Newt) hoist on the strong arms of Clark Gable (Trump) on the backdrop of Atlanta (Ohio and the entire red state coalition) in flames (thanks to global warming.)
That would explain that dinner theater production of Grease that one time.
You can't prepare brunch without breaking open a few bottles of cheap "champagne."
It's just me. Sometimes my brain starts running down a path before it has a chance to catch up with itself.
Season one I hope. Not sure how I feel about a comparison to season 2
I refuse to believe that's an accurate Newtism. He didn't say "frankly" even once!
Amazingly, he had enough self awareness to realize that he might be the one being divisive, not Obama. By being black.
That seems far more practical. Itchiness aside.