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I hope that means he's going to leave this campaign for a younger one.

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His stupendous talents are wasted on America, in fact the entire planet! He should start his empire on the moon. I'd be willing for some of my tax dollars be spent to send him there.

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Didn't his campaign leave him, around last September?

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Shoulda converted to Mormonism instead of Catholicism.

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Jon Stewart point out once that Mitt looks like Metroman.

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chet!

i so love when the wonkette answers those vague angry implulses that have been floating in my wine soaked brain and articulates them in righteous free form verse.

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That video made me so seasick I'm throwing up in the wastebasket.

Next time you send a reporter to a campaign event, my I respectfully suggest you tell him not to fap while filming?

Perhaps Li'l Ricky Santorum had a point - this porno thing may have finally gone too far...

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