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That'll be over-shadowed by Mitt getting his ass kicked in his own home state(s).

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No...I meant who stood him up. Nevermind, I'm watching the replay now.

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<i>"...when I said, for instance, that I wanted to eliminate the Department of Education, that was used to suggest I don’t care about education... "</i>

Funny how people can connect the dots -- especially when there are only two of them.

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Get in my belly! Hey, where is everybody? I thought Wonkette had gone to a 24 hr format.

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I was going to suggest the guy from "Moonraker," but I'm being more reminded of the plot from "Austin Powers 2" at this point.

(Also Mitt really reminds me of Number 2 and Ron Paul as Goldmember.)

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To be fair...<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ticket\/trayvon-martin-shooting-white-house-senior-adviser-calls-162139957.html" target="_blank">Santorum ran his mouth</a> about the Trayvon Martin tragedy as well.

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OT: Oh, Mitt...

<a href="http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intel\/2012\/03\/mitt-i-wont-detail-plans-because-then-id-lose.html" target="_blank">Mitt: I Won’t Detail Plans, Because Then I’d Lose</a> <i>"One of the things I found in a short campaign against Ted Kennedy was that when I said, for instance, that I wanted to eliminate the Department of Education, that was used to suggest I don’t care about education,” Romney recalled. “So <b>I think it’s important for me to point out that I anticipate that there will be departments and agencies that will either be eliminated or combined with other agencies.</b> So for instance, I anticipate that housing vouchers will be turned over to the states rather than be administered at the federal level, and so at this point I think of the programs to be eliminated or to be returned to the states, and we’ll see what consolidation opportunities exist as a result of those program eliminations. So will there be some that get eliminated or combined? The answer is yes, <b>but I’m not going to give you a list right now.</b>"</i>

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Fame whore be whorin'.

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There were about 2 months there where it seemed like he was an actual candidate, but now he's gone back to not even trying.

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Ole Newt's campaign - where the elite don't meet and greet. But he'll have more time to cheat. And, probably, eat.

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Must be an echo in here...

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Iraqi Road? No, that was Cheney's flavor.

Rumsfeld Raisin? No, no.

Articles of Im-Peach? Yeah, I think that's it.

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Maybe it was Govern-Mint Shutdown.

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