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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Shouldn't a 41% unemployment rate among teenagers be considered normal, or even a little low?

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fuflans's avatar

ok i had to go forward and backward and refresh trying to remember where your comment was b/c it was just that good.

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fuflans's avatar

yes i would like you to go on.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I was thinking about a scene from Kentucky Fried Movie. The daredevil in a jumpsuit and helmet who approaches the ghetto craps game and shouts "NIGGERS!"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Are you asking how many Black folks will be hired in leadership positions on his staff-of-the-week?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Actual Republican formula for success in 2012: <b>High unemployment - everyone remembering economic problems caused by conservative policies = WIN</b>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Neut needs Trump as his running mate, to get that good relationship with the Blacks.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Marry me.

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PsycWench's avatar

“have the courage to walk into that neighborhood” is the new "my best friend is black", only more condescending.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Bad economy = Republican win!!!! Now that is a plan.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The continuing Newt and Callista saga has the nation riveted much like any other horrible bloody blimp wreck. Let’s take yet another peek into a day in the life of Newt and his wife du Jour……

Callista: Pookie Newt! What are you doing? Newt: I’m working out on my Thigh Master™! I’m going to get buff today to bring up my poll numbers. I figure that the only reason Romney is beating me is because I’m a tad overweight. There just isn’t any other explanation. None! Callista: Oh Newt, why bother? You know I like my men with a little extra white meat on their bones. Newt: Yes, as a matter of fact it was the way you can eat a whole box of uncooked frozen Chicken Tenders™ in 26 seconds that attracted me to you. Callista: Stop it. *blush* you’re making me hungry. Newt: You mean? Callista: Yes dear, drop your Zubaz™ so I can get myself another high protean low fat snack for my Dukan Diet™. *Cue sound of a Thigh Master™ spring breaking BOOOOOINGGGGG!*

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Newt porn just writes itself.

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