Street-wise Newt Gingrich is the most hip, in-touch guy who ever came up with an idea for winning. Really! Take this latest one: the Obama guy is screwing up so hard employing African-American voters that they are about to defect straight into Newt's sweaty little red fingers. That is how it works, right? Black people vote for Republicans when Democrats don't give them jobs? This will be the kind of shrewd political calculus that will save his undead presidential campaign from that last hurtling pickaxe of zombie death to the heart, because Newt will, in his own words, "have the courage to walk into that neighborhood" and convince
I was thinking about a scene from Kentucky Fried Movie. The daredevil in a jumpsuit and helmet who approaches the ghetto craps game and shouts "NIGGERS!"
Actual Republican formula for success in 2012: <b>High unemployment - everyone remembering economic problems caused by conservative policies = WIN</b>
The continuing Newt and Callista saga has the nation riveted much like any other horrible bloody blimp wreck. Let&rsquo;s take yet another peek into a day in the life of Newt and his wife du Jour&hellip;&hellip;
Callista: Pookie Newt! What are you doing? Newt: I&rsquo;m working out on my Thigh Master&trade;! I&rsquo;m going to get buff today to bring up my poll numbers. I figure that the only reason Romney is beating me is because I&rsquo;m a tad overweight. There just isn&rsquo;t any other explanation. None! Callista: Oh Newt, why bother? You know I like my men with a little extra white meat on their bones. Newt: Yes, as a matter of fact it was the way you can eat a whole box of uncooked frozen Chicken Tenders&trade; in 26 seconds that attracted me to you. Callista: Stop it. *blush* you&rsquo;re making me hungry. Newt: You mean? Callista: Yes dear, drop your Zubaz&trade; so I can get myself another high protean low fat snack for my Dukan Diet&trade;. *Cue sound of a Thigh Master&trade; spring breaking BOOOOOINGGGGG!*
Shouldn&#039;t a 41% unemployment rate among teenagers be considered normal, or even a little low?
ok i had to go forward and backward and refresh trying to remember where your comment was b/c it was just that good.
yes i would like you to go on.
I was thinking about a scene from Kentucky Fried Movie. The daredevil in a jumpsuit and helmet who approaches the ghetto craps game and shouts &quot;NIGGERS!&quot;
Are you asking how many Black folks will be hired in leadership positions on his staff-of-the-week?
Actual Republican formula for success in 2012: <b>High unemployment - everyone remembering economic problems caused by conservative policies = WIN</b>
Neut needs Trump as his running mate, to get that good relationship with the Blacks.
Marry me.
&ldquo;have the courage to walk into that neighborhood&rdquo; is the new &quot;my best friend is black&quot;, only more condescending.
Bad economy = Republican win!!!! Now that is a plan.
The continuing Newt and Callista saga has the nation riveted much like any other horrible bloody blimp wreck. Let&rsquo;s take yet another peek into a day in the life of Newt and his wife du Jour&hellip;&hellip;
Callista: Pookie Newt! What are you doing? Newt: I&rsquo;m working out on my Thigh Master&trade;! I&rsquo;m going to get buff today to bring up my poll numbers. I figure that the only reason Romney is beating me is because I&rsquo;m a tad overweight. There just isn&rsquo;t any other explanation. None! Callista: Oh Newt, why bother? You know I like my men with a little extra white meat on their bones. Newt: Yes, as a matter of fact it was the way you can eat a whole box of uncooked frozen Chicken Tenders&trade; in 26 seconds that attracted me to you. Callista: Stop it. *blush* you&rsquo;re making me hungry. Newt: You mean? Callista: Yes dear, drop your Zubaz&trade; so I can get myself another high protean low fat snack for my Dukan Diet&trade;. *Cue sound of a Thigh Master&trade; spring breaking BOOOOOINGGGGG!*
Newt porn just writes itself.