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willi0000000's avatar

i'm'a gonna say "Stepford"

willi0000000's avatar

the complete lack of evidence is proof that the conspiracy is working!!!!!

Stulexington's avatar

They really don't understand what the press briefings are for do they. They allow the administration to get their side of the story, any story out first. Without them the press corps is free and encouraged to do actual journalism instead of give them the benefit of the doubt. Not that there's much doubt left with this lot.

They may be rusty from the mutually beneficial relationship but the rust seems to be falling away quickly.

anonotwit's avatar

Come on! That's actually a pretty good analogy. This is more or less what I picture when I think of the Trump administration:

http://i.imgur.com/BLL33.gif

I looked for a version with neo-nazis in there, but the Internet has yet to provide one.

Iron Monkey's avatar

Dear Wonkette:

If you will stop covering anything said or done by Newt Gingrich forever I will give you one million billion gold Ameros.

Signed,

A really rich guy

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

What makes people in a free society think their right to be informed is more important than the President's feelings? So selfish!

motmelere's avatar

I guess we'll just have to get our POTUS news the Reuters way.

phoenix00's avatar

Note to Newt: the quarterbacks that DON'T call huddles? Those are bad quarterbacks on losing teams!

Bobathonic's avatar

Someone told him Russians were Rus.

Bobathonic's avatar

How is he not permanently at Fox?

Last Hussar's avatar

Maybe there have been major crises, but they are obscured by the kakiocracy.

IndianaKevin's avatar

Very interesting was Hannity's lack of objection to the newt's assertion, "We're against their profession.

mancityRed6's avatar

“resembles a quarterback who doesn’t call a huddle and gets ahead of his offensive line so nobody can block him and defend him because nobody knows what the play is.”Gingrich really does not know his sportsball at all.

Claire's avatar

Only a super powerful conspiracy could cover up that huge pile of evidence that surely exists!

glennisw's avatar

And that will be his response to a natural disaster. How about a foreign policy crisis?

HooverVilles's avatar

Exactly, where were the ~ 90,000,000 people who did not vote?Grrrrr. Sigh.