328 Comments

i'm'a gonna say "Stepford"

Expand full comment

the complete lack of evidence is proof that the conspiracy is working!!!!!

Expand full comment

They really don't understand what the press briefings are for do they. They allow the administration to get their side of the story, any story out first. Without them the press corps is free and encouraged to do actual journalism instead of give them the benefit of the doubt. Not that there's much doubt left with this lot.

They may be rusty from the mutually beneficial relationship but the rust seems to be falling away quickly.

Expand full comment

Come on! That's actually a pretty good analogy. This is more or less what I picture when I think of the Trump administration:

http://i.imgur.com/BLL33.gif

I looked for a version with neo-nazis in there, but the Internet has yet to provide one.

Expand full comment

Dear Wonkette:

If you will stop covering anything said or done by Newt Gingrich forever I will give you one million billion gold Ameros.

Signed,

A really rich guy

Expand full comment

What makes people in a free society think their right to be informed is more important than the President's feelings? So selfish!

Expand full comment

I guess we'll just have to get our POTUS news the Reuters way.

Expand full comment

Note to Newt: the quarterbacks that DON'T call huddles? Those are bad quarterbacks on losing teams!

Expand full comment

Someone told him Russians were Rus.

Expand full comment

How is he not permanently at Fox?

Expand full comment

Maybe there have been major crises, but they are obscured by the kakiocracy.

Expand full comment

Very interesting was Hannity's lack of objection to the newt's assertion, "We're against their profession.

Expand full comment

“resembles a quarterback who doesn’t call a huddle and gets ahead of his offensive line so nobody can block him and defend him because nobody knows what the play is.”Gingrich really does not know his sportsball at all.

Expand full comment

Only a super powerful conspiracy could cover up that huge pile of evidence that surely exists!

Expand full comment

And that will be his response to a natural disaster. How about a foreign policy crisis?

Expand full comment

Exactly, where were the ~ 90,000,000 people who did not vote?Grrrrr. Sigh.

Expand full comment