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Ninja0980's avatar

Entire point of them doing the tax bill the way they did.

Ninja0980's avatar

Maybe but the 94 Republican Revolution laid the groundwork for someone like Trump to be president.

smallbear's avatar

Newt Gingrich has contracted Trump's brain wasting disease.

toughsister's avatar

… and they'll keep reproducing, and then they'll discover that their kids have no jobs, no access to education, healthcare, no future, and all they're left with is Jesus.

The Librarian's avatar

🎶Fly Newt to the moon🎶

Asta's avatar

If there were a god, s/he would smite every last one of these duplicitous, avaricious motherfuckers right this very minute.

Asta's avatar

And let him asphyxiate among the stars 🎶🎶Give a slow & painful death on Jupiter and Mars...

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

The disguised alien in "Mars Attacks"

Christopher Story's avatar

Oh snap! I'm jealous that I didn't catch that! Bravo, sir... Bravo.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

I however do live in a hell hole. We have been named recently as an opiate addiction tour destination by Condé Nast.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

For younger chicks, you have to go Southern Baptist or Mormon!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Ugh. ugh. This guy. He never fails to remind me of the nasty Stay Puft Marshmallow man, and two minutes of having to listen to his whiny, petulant voice can cause me to hurl objects at other objects.

Why doesn't anyone ever make patronizing videos telling Newtie to go the fuck away?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I think Roy's more of a Hot Topic kinda guy.

Bad Scooter's avatar

nice work if you can get it.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Uh, ever heard of 1929?