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Entire point of them doing the tax bill the way they did.

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Maybe but the 94 Republican Revolution laid the groundwork for someone like Trump to be president.

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Newt Gingrich has contracted Trump's brain wasting disease.

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… and they'll keep reproducing, and then they'll discover that their kids have no jobs, no access to education, healthcare, no future, and all they're left with is Jesus.

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🎶Fly Newt to the moon🎶

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If there were a god, s/he would smite every last one of these duplicitous, avaricious motherfuckers right this very minute.

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And let him asphyxiate among the stars 🎶🎶Give a slow & painful death on Jupiter and Mars...

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The disguised alien in "Mars Attacks"

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Oh snap! I'm jealous that I didn't catch that! Bravo, sir... Bravo.

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I however do live in a hell hole. We have been named recently as an opiate addiction tour destination by Condé Nast.

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For younger chicks, you have to go Southern Baptist or Mormon!

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Ugh. ugh. This guy. He never fails to remind me of the nasty Stay Puft Marshmallow man, and two minutes of having to listen to his whiny, petulant voice can cause me to hurl objects at other objects.

Why doesn't anyone ever make patronizing videos telling Newtie to go the fuck away?

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I think Roy's more of a Hot Topic kinda guy.

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nice work if you can get it.

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Uh, ever heard of 1929?

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