Amoral pudgesack Newt Gingrich loves only two things: divorcing his old wives after he gives them cancer, and stuffing his albino-hamster face with Easter candies to "prove" he loves his current wife, for the time being.
jesus christ!! palin, bachmann, grassely, newt and angle before noon on the west coast???
Dumb motherfucker doesn't realize his wife's just giving him all that candy to quicken his inevitable heart attack.
Of course, what she doesn't know, is the strategy might backfire (ask Lynne Cheney).
IIRC, there was an old joke that went along those lines...something about slipping a butterfinger into her mounds and producing a Baby Ruth.
The classics never go out of style.
Yes, but your pness just got bigger because of it. I don't think twitter can do that for you ...
Tongue punching the peanutbutter box
It's Easter already?
"Mummy...I woke and found Lincoln logs in me sock drawer"
"That's the Story of Jesus!"
Oh god....I just thought of Newt slipping his Butterfinger over Calista's Mounds.
Ken,
"Newt Gingrich is a Amoral Pudgesack." That should be on t-shirts and bumper stickers.
hmmm, either downfistertroll is back, or that was more offensive than I thought.
jesus christ!! palin, bachmann, grassely, newt and angle before noon on the west coast???
Dumb motherfucker doesn't realize his wife's just giving him all that candy to quicken his inevitable heart attack.
Of course, what she doesn't know, is the strategy might backfire (ask Lynne Cheney).
IIRC, there was an old joke that went along those lines...something about slipping a butterfinger into her mounds and producing a Baby Ruth.
The classics never go out of style.
Yes, but your pness just got bigger because of it. I don't think twitter can do that for you ...
Tongue punching the peanutbutter box
It's Easter already?
"Mummy...I woke and found Lincoln logs in me sock drawer"
"That's the Story of Jesus!"
Oh god....I just thought of Newt slipping his Butterfinger over Calista's Mounds.
Ken,
"Newt Gingrich is a Amoral Pudgesack." That should be on t-shirts and bumper stickers.
hmmm, either downfistertroll is back, or that was more offensive than I thought.