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napalmnacey's avatar

The first I ever heard of Newt Gingrich was on the radio. I was listening to an interview with Jeff Buckley (I was a teen) and the radio host asked him his greatest wish for the world. He said he wanted Newt Gingrich dead. Every time I heard about NG after, I understood why. The wrong man died in 1995, man.

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Postpaleo's avatar

Is no one watching, at least aware of, this Fox Nation shit? My god I think I just saw Dick Clark asking if it had a beat and you could dance to it. They were pretty sure they could and the reason I became a hippy. My room mate went to Allenwood and I got my dumb ass drafted, Dick Clark is dead and I don't wish the youth on that show any good luck.

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Tony Prost's avatar

too late....most of the competent, honest people have left, and their spots have not been filled, or filled by people who oppose their own jobs.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Devin should have had his ass well and truly kicked on numerous playgrounds years ago. He’s the one who always ran to tell on others, probably put gum in girls’ hair, and had to sit alone at lunchtime. Time for another Devin ass-stompin’!

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JamesJames Mormont's avatar

EVAN HURST raped six children.

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

"I'll get a settlement from your former employer AND recommend a fabulous tapas place."

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

Fucking Nunes. I'm giving all my extra Ameros (except the ones I give to Wonkette) to Andrew Janz, who has a real shot at beating fucking Nunes. https://www.andrewjanzforco...

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Michael Rappaport's avatar

Is there a person in the world who hasn't actually murdered someone (that we know of) who is a better bet to wind up roasting in Hell?

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FedLadyMom's avatar

About half of the people who work for the federal government are Ds and we don't care for Trump. Don't let people tell you that all federal government employees are Rs. Unfortunately, Rs would like to restore patronage and increase political hires which would destroy our professional, career federal government workforce.

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mailman27's avatar

And Squee,also, too. #neverforgetsquee

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Turd Blossom, also, too.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The first thing I said when I was told that Nixon had died was, "Good."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Quick! Someone get that man a wafer-thin mint.

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phoenix00's avatar

But isn't that the Democratic scale?

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fifthdentist's avatar

That certainly comes in handy when performing the wifely duties of changing his diaper.

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fifthdentist's avatar

I was thinking more along the scale of Darryl Strawberry to Tony Montana.

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