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The first I ever heard of Newt Gingrich was on the radio. I was listening to an interview with Jeff Buckley (I was a teen) and the radio host asked him his greatest wish for the world. He said he wanted Newt Gingrich dead. Every time I heard about NG after, I understood why. The wrong man died in 1995, man.

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Is no one watching, at least aware of, this Fox Nation shit? My god I think I just saw Dick Clark asking if it had a beat and you could dance to it. They were pretty sure they could and the reason I became a hippy. My room mate went to Allenwood and I got my dumb ass drafted, Dick Clark is dead and I don't wish the youth on that show any good luck.

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too late....most of the competent, honest people have left, and their spots have not been filled, or filled by people who oppose their own jobs.

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Devin should have had his ass well and truly kicked on numerous playgrounds years ago. He’s the one who always ran to tell on others, probably put gum in girls’ hair, and had to sit alone at lunchtime. Time for another Devin ass-stompin’!

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EVAN HURST raped six children.

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"I'll get a settlement from your former employer AND recommend a fabulous tapas place."

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Fucking Nunes. I'm giving all my extra Ameros (except the ones I give to Wonkette) to Andrew Janz, who has a real shot at beating fucking Nunes. https://www.andrewjanzforco...

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Is there a person in the world who hasn't actually murdered someone (that we know of) who is a better bet to wind up roasting in Hell?

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About half of the people who work for the federal government are Ds and we don't care for Trump. Don't let people tell you that all federal government employees are Rs. Unfortunately, Rs would like to restore patronage and increase political hires which would destroy our professional, career federal government workforce.

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And Squee,also, too. #neverforgetsquee

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Turd Blossom, also, too.

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The first thing I said when I was told that Nixon had died was, "Good."

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Quick! Someone get that man a wafer-thin mint.

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But isn't that the Democratic scale?

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That certainly comes in handy when performing the wifely duties of changing his diaper.

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I was thinking more along the scale of Darryl Strawberry to Tony Montana.

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