Unwanted bobblehead Newt Gingrich is as toxic to Republican primary voters as he was to his many dead ex-wives he divorced on their deathbeds in the hospital, so Newt must always try to find some "new metric" to show his "popularity" despite having no popularity. Twitter is perfect for this kind of thing!
I just checked Twitter, and the top trending tag was #bootyappreciationday. How this fits with the Newt is left as an exercise for the reader. (Hint: unlikely to involve appreciating his booty.)
Newton (&quot;Newt&quot;) Gingrich&#039;s intestinal tract is populated by 100,000,000,000,000 bacteria! How&#039;s <i>that</i> for popular?!
The only reason I went to your website was to look at the pictures because your section on policy was about as weak as the all you can eat buffet at Tiny Wong&#039;s Asian Buffet. In fact, I hate Tiny Wong, so you now know my thoughts about your policy proposals.
I understand Newt has become a catholic. It should make future divorces more difficult.
I just checked Twitter, and the top trending tag was #bootyappreciationday. How this fits with the Newt is left as an exercise for the reader. (Hint: unlikely to involve appreciating his booty.)
Newton (&quot;Newt&quot;) Gingrich&#039;s intestinal tract is populated by 100,000,000,000,000 bacteria! How&#039;s <i>that</i> for popular?!
James Wolcott called Rudy Giuliani a &quot;presidential delusionist.&quot;
That fits Ole Newt.
Newt
The only reason I went to your website was to look at the pictures because your section on policy was about as weak as the all you can eat buffet at Tiny Wong&#039;s Asian Buffet. In fact, I hate Tiny Wong, so you now know my thoughts about your policy proposals.