Unwanted bobblehead Newt Gingrich is as toxic to Republican primary voters as he was to his many dead ex-wives he divorced on their deathbeds in the hospital, so Newt must always try to find some "new metric" to show his "popularity" despite having no popularity.
I just checked Twitter, and the top trending tag was #bootyappreciationday. How this fits with the Newt is left as an exercise for the reader. (Hint: unlikely to involve appreciating his booty.)
Newton (&quot;Newt&quot;) Gingrich&#039;s intestinal tract is populated by 100,000,000,000,000 bacteria! How&#039;s <i>that</i> for popular?!
The only reason I went to your website was to look at the pictures because your section on policy was about as weak as the all you can eat buffet at Tiny Wong&#039;s Asian Buffet. In fact, I hate Tiny Wong, so you now know my thoughts about your policy proposals.
I understand Newt has become a catholic. It should make future divorces more difficult.
I just checked Twitter, and the top trending tag was #bootyappreciationday. How this fits with the Newt is left as an exercise for the reader. (Hint: unlikely to involve appreciating his booty.)
Newton (&quot;Newt&quot;) Gingrich&#039;s intestinal tract is populated by 100,000,000,000,000 bacteria! How&#039;s <i>that</i> for popular?!
James Wolcott called Rudy Giuliani a &quot;presidential delusionist.&quot;
That fits Ole Newt.
Newt
The only reason I went to your website was to look at the pictures because your section on policy was about as weak as the all you can eat buffet at Tiny Wong&#039;s Asian Buffet. In fact, I hate Tiny Wong, so you now know my thoughts about your policy proposals.