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fuflans's avatar

hey jackie! 1993 called. it wants its pantyhose back.

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schmannity's avatar

Gingrich or Haley Barbour? I can't keep my fat Southern racists straight.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I was about to ask if someone got the number of the truck that ran over her legs. Pantyhose...heh.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"textured stockings are NOT hot."

I don't know about that...I tried them once and sweated my balls off.

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chascates's avatar

He's gone from thinking about it to 'more inclined to run than not' to getting very serious. By 2016 he may have made up his mind. And started another marriage to boot.

He looks in the mirror and sees a great statesman. Anyone else looks at him and sees Bozo the Clown.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Jackie has inherited her dad's wattle and cylindrical legs, poor thing. And his fearsome intellect.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Either henna Kabala markings or tribal tattoos.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Think how much better those Palin kids would have turned out if their Mother had spent two hours at a stretch with them.

On second thought...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I just can't bring myself to believe we could be so lucky as to have either The Guv'Nuh or Ole Newt actually get the GNoP nomination.

It would be great, of course - but it's just too much to actually count on.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Doesn't she know that being "bright" is what elites do? His supposed intelligence is a fatal flaw with Repubicans. She should take a good look at who wins the closed primaries.

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